Maxine turns 80 on Wednesday.
That’s 8 DECADES of grifting. What an accomplishment!
MSNBC’s Jonathan Capehart asked her what her birthday wish is.
Take a guess. Seriously. Go for it.
WHY, oooof course! She wants to “IMPEEEACH FOOOWDY FAAAAAVE.”
“I guess now my biggest birthday wish would be that we’re able to get a leader of this country who represents us. Who has the respect of all of our allies, all over the world.”
Maxine… you know you could just start being respectful, right? The fact that you and your posse act like disrespectful CLOWNS is your problem – not his.
“Someone who has an appreciation for the Constitution.”
HAHAHAHAHA. That’s RICH, Max.
“Someone that does not lie every morning when they get up with these tweets. Someone who not only respects women, but all of the people, and instead of dividing us, would take leadership to bring us all together. This is the greatest country in the world, but he’s undermining our democracy. He is making us ashamed of him and he is being destructive to — uh — this democracy.”
How so, princess? Seriously. How is Trump “being destructive to this democracy.” Explain yourself.
“This is a man who’s criticizing NFL players because — uh — they’re not doing what he thinks they should do in saluting the flag in the way that he wants them to.”
HOW DARE HE CRITICISE NFL PLAYERS?! OMG.
“He doesn’t even know the words to the Star Spangled Banner! And, so, he is not truthful. Uh — He is a hypocrite and I would wish that we could remove him from office and go about getting the kind of president that we can all be proud of!
*SIGH*
“And if he’s not impeached, if he cannot be impeached, 2020 is coming up and I believe that American people are going to do the right thing for our country— Stand up for what is right and get rid of this man who is embarrassing us all.”
I dunno, Maxine. I’m actually far more embarrassed by the fact that you keep getting elected to Congress despite being nothing but a corrupt human LEACH that has suckled off American taxpayers her entire adult life.
Now THAT is embarrassing.