Ted Cruz Finally (and HILARIOUSLY!) Fesses Up

For the most part, I really like Ted Cruz.

Sure, I’ve had my political disagreements with him… but at this point, there’s no politician I HAVEN’T disagreed with at times.

I do feel like he’s a good man with a sense of humor about himself – and I appreciate that.

This? This is pretty freaking epic.

Army veteran claims he cracked code of infamous D.B. Cooper mystery https://t.co/uej3VF8VOR pic.twitter.com/3Nz2xBbW9e

— CBS News (@CBSNews) August 9, 2018

It’s one of the most baffling unsolved crimes in FBI history. In 1971, a man, later known as D.B. Cooper, hijacked a Seattle-bound flight, and parachuted out of the airplane with a ransom totaling $200,000. He was never seen again.

Now, as CBS Chicago reports, a retired Indiana construction worker might have cracked the case the FBI never could.

Rick Sherwood served three tours in the U.S. Army during the Vietnam War, earning two Bronze Stars for his code-breaking work.

“I never in my wildest dreams would have ever thought that I would ever use Morse Code, or any kind of code breaking or anything again,” he said.

That changed when Tom Colbert came calling. Colbert, a California-based TV producer, was investigating the D.B. Cooper case, and asked Sherwood to review lines of code in letters sent by D.B. Cooper.

….IIINTERESTING.

Now HERE is where it gets HILARIOUS:

It’s Ted Cruz, isn’t it? https://t.co/b5GCSPZahJ

— Luke Thompson (@ltthompso) August 9, 2018

Well…is it?

Yep. https://t.co/DzWkyGBt8F

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) August 9, 2018

BAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Killin’ the Twitter game, Ted!

Funding Senate campaigns with ransom money to own the libs.

— FricosisGuy (@FricosisGuy) August 9, 2018

My God

— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) August 9, 2018

Reason number 8743 of why I love @tedcruz!

— Brooke (@BrookeAnnEms) August 9, 2018

PS:

Ted was 1 yr old when Cooper jumped. 😂

— Dwyer (@Dwyer1972) August 9, 2018

That’s what he WANTS you to think!