When I think of a “great family activity” I think of playing card games, or going camping, or riding bikes together…
Apparently, some people think of this:
Interested in a chicken teddy bear, perhaps??? pic.twitter.com/17ZboDtbRw
— Best of Nextdoor (@bestofnextdoor) August 7, 2018
HOLY MOTHER OF SERIAL KILLER.
Here it is for the people in the back:


Oh no…
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO.
SHE CAN ALSO MAKE CLOTHES… if you’re feeling cute.
You know, a lil’ chicken skin romper for SASSY LIL’ BEARS.
GAAAG.
The listing has been removed… but there’s no telling if it was removed because EVERYONE IS HORRIFIED, or if this was a joke all along…
I’m really, REALLY hoping this was a joke. Because hoooooly sh*t.
She missed the opportunity to call this business “Buffalo Bill’d A Bear” someone please find her and recommend that to her
— 𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎 (@avyruth) August 7, 2018
Ba-Dum-BUM!