Um…Alyssa Milano Is Trying To Recruit Harry Potter To Spread Her Bogus Agenda…

Recruiting Harry Potter. This is what Alyssa Milano is resorting to.

It’s Harry Potter’s birthday…and Muggles are joining Dumbledore’s Army to fight back against Trump and the Dark Arts: https://t.co/FEAR9nqYfs

— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) July 31, 2018

Wow! Comparing Trump to Voldemort. I’ve never heard that one before!

The actual petition states:

In honor of Harry James Potter’s 38th birthday, the American members of Dumbledore’s Army are demanding that the United States Congress defend the lives and livelihoods of American working families.

Ever since gaining office, the Republican Party and President Donald Trump have been obsessed with trying to take a Time Turner to our civil liberties and roll back the clock—but enough is enough.

As Albus Dumbledore once said: “Words are, in my not-so-humble opinion, our most inexhaustible source of magic.” So let’s use our own to share our stories and fight back.

And if they don’t listen? Then we’ll respond again, yelling “expelliarmus,” and disarming them of their seats in Congress in November.

What civil liberties is he trying to reverse? Seriously– I want specifics. We’ve asked feminists this same question time and time again. What rights are being taken away from you?

They can’t say. The petition cites health care, taxes and the Supreme Court but provides no evidence of anything being taken away from anyone. Quite the contrary. We want BETTER, MORE AFFORDABLE health care, MORE money in our pockets and Supreme Court Justices who uphold the principles of the Constitution.

They’ve got it twisted. How often do these people lie, Severus?

I’m just gonna go full blown nerd here and say that Alyssa Milano is basically Dolores Umbridge. NOBODY LIKES YOU.

My current mood:

Alyssa Milano is ridic.

Anyway. Before I go, please enjoy this totally creepy yet mesmerizing Harry Potter-related GIF.

You’re welcome. Or I’m sorry. Either or.