Desperation: This is what it looks like.
The Washington Post is desperate, and it needs YOUR help. WHO IS TRUMP GOLFING WITH?!?!?!? There are 81 days with HUGE question marks!
“On 81 of the 111 days, we think Trump has played golf as president, we have no idea who his partner might have been. Thanks to the White House pool, local news reports, social media posts and, most significantly, data compiled by TrumpGolfCount.com, we do know some of his partners,” the WaPo said.
While some golfing buddies are known…
Most are members of the clubs where he plays the most: Trump International, near Mar-a-Lago in Florida; his club in Sterling, Va.; and Bedminster, in New Jersey. He regularly plays with current or former professional golfers, including big names like Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods. He’s played with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe on at least three occasions, and with members of his administration or the Senate on a number of others.
…others are not. WaPo doesn’t know absolutely everyone he has golfed with, and it’s driving them bonkers.
“In part this is because Trump chooses to play on courses where he can keep outside observers from seeing what’s going on,” the WaPo continues. “That also means that it’s often hard to learn about his partners and, further, to confirm that he was joined on the course.”
“He might have spent three hours on Saturday chatting with the head of a firm that will soon learn that it is exempt from certain tariffs. We simply don’t know,” it added. “Perhaps you do.”
All that being said: HAAAAALP.
“Without further ado, we ask your help,” WaPo wrote. “The tool below indicates those days on which we think Trump has played golf and, when we know, his partners. In some cases, we’re trying to confirm people who we believe have played with Trump. For many other days, we have no idea. If you think you might have some insight, click the ‘Have a tip?’ button for the appropriate day and tell us what you know. (It will open a blank email.)”
If it sounds like they’re launching a full blown investigation into Trump’s golfing buddies and asking you to work for them for free, it’s because they’re launching a full blown investigation into Trump’s golfing buddies and asking you to work for them for free.
Help WaPo identify Trump's unknown golf partners: "On 81 of the 111 days we think Trump has played golf as president, we have no idea who his partner might have been." https://t.co/qaCqT0KBsK
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) July 28, 2018
PLEASE HELP THE WAPO AND BAZILLIONAIRE JEFF BEZOS SOLVE THIS EXTREMELY URGENT MYSTERY.
Cutting edge, that WaPo.
h/t Daily Wire