Avenatti Sends Tucker A List Of “Demands” …And I’m DYING LAUGHING

Michael Avenatti is as scuzzy an attention whore as it GETS.

But of course, Tucker Carlson is a fair man, and he likes to give everyone the opportunity to speak their piece and clear their name.

Even the Creepy Porn Lawyer.

Of course, Avenatti thinks the world owes HIM something, so he has a list of “demands” before he goes on Carlson’s show…

And I am DYING LAUGHING.

According to Fox News:

Tucker Carlson said that in the interest of fair journalism, he has repeatedly invited Stormy Daniels’ attorney Michael Avenatti on “Tucker Carlson Tonight” to no avail.

“In the interest of public safety we’ve repeatedly warned you of the dangers of the Creepy Porn Lawyer you often see on television. Keep your kids away from him,” Carlson said.

“Nevertheless, this is a news show and we want to be fair,” Carlson said, reiterating his standing invitation to the 47-year-old lawyer.

Avenatti accepted Carlson’s offer, but on three conditions:

1.  Carlson stops calling him the “Creepy Porn Lawyer.”

2.  Carlson offers a public apology for using the nickname.

3.  Avenatti appears with President Trump’s attorney Rudy Giuliani.

Carlson said his team offered Avenatti to appear alone, as he has on numerous other news programs, or in a debate with law professor Alan Dershowitz.

Of course, CPL threw a little fit when Tucker didn’t bend to his demands.

I betcha he stomped his feet. He looks like a stomper.

Question… Why is his demand to appear with Rudy? He doesn’t demand that of every other show, does he? WHY DOES HE WANT TO HANG OUT WITH RUDY GIULIANI SO BAD?!