Democrats everywhere got special tingles up their legs after former FBI Director James Comey urged Americans to vote for Democrats this November.
This Republican Congress has proven incapable of fulfilling the Founders’ design that “Ambition must … counteract ambition.” All who believe in this country’s values must vote for Democrats this fall. Policy differences don’t matter right now. History has its eyes on us.
— James Comey (@Comey) July 18, 2018
Welppppp. That didn’t last very long. Comey got on their bad side. As it turns out, socialist-lovin’ Dems don’t take too kindly to former FBI directors telling them what to do.
Democrats, please, please don’t lose your minds and rush to the socialist left. This president and his Republican Party are counting on you to do exactly that. America’s great middle wants sensible, balanced, ethical leadership.
— James Comey (@Comey) July 22, 2018
In other words, Comey is suggesting that people like Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez are NOT sensible, balanced, ethical people. Not that Comey has any room to talk in that particular department (especially when it comes to ethical leadership), but still.
Crocodile tears from the man who did more, with the bogus Clinton fear-mongering late in the campaign, to undermine the democratic process… https://t.co/aWpjYEjmdZ
— Dan Gillmor (@dangillmor) July 22, 2018
A) you gave us Trump, you ding dong.
B) “Vote sensible centrists!” was the exact argument for Hilary Clinton, John Kerry, and Al Gore over their more leftist primary opponents. https://t.co/MWbpDtcW7a
— Lincoln Michel (@TheLincoln) July 22, 2018
Democratic socialism is the only sensible, balanced, ethical way there is to organize this great country.
— Lawrence Hat 🌹 (@BeauInMaryland) July 22, 2018
Hey Jimmy, we just want affordable healthcare and higher education. If there’s a single human being most responsible for the shitshow today, you’d make the top three. Go knit. https://t.co/UzD1URJH3y
— Hugh Howey (@hughhowey) July 22, 2018
This guy is doing a terrible job of convincing anyone he was an independent, non-political FBI investigator….. https://t.co/XSIpMAZxc8
— EducatédHillbilly™ (@RobProvince) July 22, 2018
You’re in no position to say anything to anyone
— Michael Namikas (@Mikeaveli2682) July 22, 2018
Yeah, socialism is a total failure, except in the entire rest of the civilized world, which lives longer happier nicer lives https://t.co/xuVc8Co9iL
— ❤ (@umairh) July 22, 2018
And by “longer happier nicer” you mean shorter hungrier depressed, right?
These people. I’m tellin’ ya.
(Sorry. Couldn’t help myself.)
h/t Twitchy