We got a temporarily entertaining drive-by loser on our Facebook page today. I say “temporarily” because predictably, these morons always devolve into just plain grossness, and then it’s no longer entertaining, and I have way better things to do other than continuing the convo, so I just screenshot it all and use it for the Wall of Shame.

So here we are. 🙂

It started off with a bang.

If you are having trouble deciphering that lunacy, no worries.  You’re normal.  He’s not.

I responded.  So did several other folks who I’m sparing from being included in this exchange.  They were worthy contributors, and plenty of people tried to talk sense into Roddo, but you guys, as you’ll see, it was rather hopeless.

Roddo didn’t like that.  And that’s when he commented my favorite thing ever:

I am still laughing about how Roddo is trying to lecture us about understanding “decency and compassion” in the SAME COMMENT that he’s calling us bitches and whores in.  PRICELESS.

Also, he’s super proud of being a “network engineer,” you guys.  Raise your hand if you believe he even knows what a network IS.

Here’s what he posted on his own wall, enlarged so you can actually read it.

Amazing, isn’t it?  That he chose not to link to his post or make reference to what Facebook page he commented on?  I love how he’s all, “nobody decided to rebuttal anything I said.”  DUDE.  The verb you’re looking for is “rebut” and the reason no one offered you a rebuttal is because nothing you said was remotely coherent.   Plenty of our followers offered really well thought-out, specific and helpful ideas to Roddo about how he could #walkaway from the plantation he’s clearly on, but Roddo wasn’t having any of that.  Because, you know, he was very busy calling us bitches and whores and whatnot.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!  No.  No you can’t make this sh*t up.  Roddo is obviously super educated don’t he???

Am I Roddo-ing right?

Anyway, the conversation continued.

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Inevitably, when we add folks to our Wall of Shame, some of our readers will ask, “Why are you giving them attention?  That’s all they’re looking for.”

This is why.  We love knowing that their hatred for us is fueling traffic to a website they despise.  It’s GLORIOUS.

Aaaaand that’s when I’d had enough.  Guys like Roddo are entertaining enough to goad them into making themselves look really stupid for a little while, but then they inevitably just get full-on disgusting.  They can’t help it.  It’s who they are.

And you know what?  Roddo knows it.  That’s why he was too embarrassed to share the link to his comments on his own wall, and made it sound (to his friends) like he “made a few valid points” to us.  Really?

REALLY?

Flashback:

Please, wise one.  Teach us the ways of your decency and your compassion.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Share this post with as many people as possible.  Roddo wants fame, y’all.  And the more fame he gets, the more he accidentally contributes to our conservative cause.

Thanks for helping pay our writers, Roddo.  Much obliged. 🙂