Planned Parenthood’s New Ad Campaign Reveals This Has NOTHING To Do With “Women’s Healthcare”

Planned Parenthood has a new ad campaign… and they’ve dropped the whole “OMG WE CARE ABOUT WOMEN’S HEALTHCARE” shtick and gotten down to the bare bones of it: boning.

Yup. Planned Parenthood is here to defend your right to stick it in (or get stuck) by whatever you DAMN WELL PLEASE. It’s your RIGHT to F*CK EVERYTHING.

Cool. Unclear on who or what is infringing on your right to fornicate, but super catchy, PP. Right on.

Here it is in all its CLASSY glory.

What in the LITERAL F*CK?!

I legitimately don’t understand what I just watched. Is someone trying to keep these weirdos from boinking each other?

OOOHHHH, I get it! Someone doesn’t think they should murder the consequence of their casual encounter. So you know… we’re infringing on their freedom to f*ck.

Is that it?

According to Daily Wire:

“Planned Parenthood of New York City had to be brave and make fearless decisions to overcome their daunting challenges. So our first goal was getting them to embrace that. Which they certainly did,” Planned Parenthood’s ad agency told Ad Week.

“We wanted to be celebratory in the face of massive opposition rather than plead their case in a typical PSA campaign that’s easy to ignore. ‘Freedom to F*ck’ is meant to speak to a younger generation more empowered than ever and hopefully willing to help. It all starts with the courage to do something different and we believe we have already succeeded,” the company continued.

Contrary to Planned Parenthood’s claims, there aren’t waves of activists looking to ban birth control outright, toss condoms from drug stores, or prevent scores of leftist city-dwellers from having all the irresponsible sex they want, with partners from among any of the 47 “officially” recognized genders. Sure, there’s opposition to providing birth control free of charge, but that has little to do with whether you can pick up a month’s supply of overpriced birth control at your local Planned Parenthood.

New York, by the way, isn’t in danger of losing even that. After all, Gov. Andrew Cuomo has been very clear that he’ll “sue the Supreme Court” if they overturn Roe v. Wade, even if that’s not logistically possible.

Oddly enough, though, the campaign extends beyond people who might disagree with Planned Parenthood politically. It includes swag with slogans like, “F*** influencers who get free clothes,” “F*** your loud as f*** upstairs neighbor,” and “F*** anyone with a designer handbag” — statements that might indicate your sexual preference, but could contribute to the organization’s mission creep.

(None of the badges read “F*** Planned Parenthood,” though, conveniently.)

HA.

Remember when Planned Parenthood used to pretend they were just there to give mammograms?

That’s dead now.