Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Pandering Efforts Are Reaching LETHAL Levels OMG
Socialist Sweetheart Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Under Fire For Misleading Bio
July 8, 2018Attention Teeny-Boppers! The Biebs Is Engaged!
July 8, 2018Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a super cool socialist girl from the Bronx, except, no she isn’t. She actually grew up in Yorktown Heights in Westchester County. AKA one of the richest counties in the country. Oh. And once upon a time, she advocated for tax cuts. But you see, that was BEFORE she realized that profits were EEEEEEVIL. Just kidding. She can’t really believe that. The truth is, she finally realized she could gain a little bit of political power by “coming out” as a complete moron who can’t do basic math.
These days, she’s on the pander train. It’s pretty bad– SO bad that she actually had to revise her bio for misleading everyone. She made it sound like she lived in the Bronx and traveled 40 minutes to school and back every day.
HAHAHA no. #FakeNews.
Honestly, someone needs to call a medic, because this chick cannot stop pandering. It’s reaching lethal levels.
There’s nothing like walking into the bodega, grabbing an iced cafecito, chopping it up with everyone behind the counter + appreciating the dude who’s blasting “Oye Como Va” through his backpack speaker.
In this small moment, nothing else matters. Today is a good day.
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@Ocasio2018) July 5, 2018
Cool. Now try to do the same thing in Venezuela and let me know how that goes. Hope you like the taste of zoo animals…
But seriously– she’s just like you!!!!!! She knows THE WITTLE PEOPLE! She drinks coffee with them! And she likes MUSIC! OMG ELECT HER NOW WOKE PEOPLE!
Not gonna lie. I’m mildly impressed by the number of stereotypes she jammed into that tweet.
Here’s the inside of the mall where she grew up… any bodegas here?! pic.twitter.com/ZQLfYWiVuq
— Caffeine Rules (@Caffeine_Rules) July 6, 2018
Bodegas in Westchester? Who knew?
— Michael #FreeArie Henry (@mhenrylaw1) July 6, 2018
Jeez, save some of that Hispanic signaling for the election… pic.twitter.com/OIMTchHHgt
— Harry Gato (@harrygato) July 8, 2018
Could you have had MORE cliches in this? #CmonMan
— Flight93_Militia (@SCOAMT) July 7, 2018
The sad thing is, it’s working on the low-fos.
Why did this make me tear up?
— Jaimee Estreller (@brunchbackwhale) July 6, 2018
literally such a pure NY moment 😭
— 𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐦𝐛𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐲 (@fauxdeity) July 5, 2018
Ocasio 4 Prez
— Jail the Tories (RIP 120k+ Dead) (@Jail120k) July 5, 2018
You truly ARE the real thing? Aren’t you? Thank God-for miracles!
— I. V. (@crueladevila5) July 5, 2018
She’s a “miracle” to these people?
Good grief. Next thing you know, they’ll be asking if she’s the one who can “save the planet.” Oh wait. They’re already doing that.
h/t Twitchy
