
President Trump was just in Montana for a rally and let me tell ya…
He was at his all-time Trumpiest.
In fact… he offered Fauxcahantas a MILLION bucks.
And I’m dying laughing.
According to the Washington Times:
President Trump joked Thursday night that he’ll offer $1 million to Democratic Sen. Elizabeth Warren to take a DNA test to determine whether she has Native American blood, if she becomes the Democratic nominee for president in 2020.
“I’m going to get one of those little DNA kits and if I’m debating her, we will toss it to her, very gently so it doesn’t injure her arm, and we’ll say, ‘Pocahontas, I’ll give you a million dollars if you take the test to show you’re an Indian!'” – Trump on Elizabeth Warren pic.twitter.com/iunEDZ21Sr
— Kyle Morris (@RealKyleMorris) July 5, 2018
OMG.
OMG OMG OMG.
Is this really happening? Is this real life? What dimension are we even living in?
An entertaining one… that’s for sure.
At a campaign rally in Montana, Mr. Trump took shots at several Democrats, including incumbent Sen. Jon Tester, who is running for reelection. But the president saved one of his sharpest barbs for Ms. Warren, whom he often ridicules as “Pocahontas” for her earlier claim of Native American ancestry.
Looking ahead to the 2020 race, Mr. Trump predicted, “let’s say I’m debating Pocahontas.”
“I promise you I’ll do this — you know those little [DNA] kits they sell on television for $2?” the president asked to laughter. “I’m going to get one of those little kits.”
Yes… go on…
(PS they’re not that cheap, but what difference does it make to Donald J. Trump?)
He went on, “And in the middle of the debate, when she proclaims she’s of Indian heritage because her mother said she has high cheekbones… we will take that little kit and say, but we have to do it very gently because we’re in the ‘me too’ generation… and we will very gently take that kit and we will slowly toss it, hoping it doesn’t hit her and injure her .. and we will say I will give you $1 million to your favorite charity, paid for by Trump, if you take the test and it shows you’re an Indian.”
“I have a feeling she will say no,” the president said.
BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Absolutely ridic.