OMG! Israel Stole Iran’s CLOUDS! …According To Genius Iranian Official

Remember when DC lawmaker Trayon White came under fire for saying Jews controlled the weather?

Womp WOOOOOMP.

It’s become a bit of a joke:

Weather status update: We apologize for the extreme heat in the northeast. We have repairmen coming to fix. You can track updates here

From, The Jews

— Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair (@senatorshoshana) July 2, 2018

But apparently, not everyone gets that it’s funny because it’s RIDICULOUS. The Iranian government is P*SSED at Israel for… GET THIS… STEALING THEIR CLOUDS.

According to the Daily Wire:

How paranoid is the Iranian government about the state of Israel? On Monday, an Iranian general accused Israel of manipulating the clouds above Iran so that Iran would get no rain.

HOLY MOTHER OF BATSH*T.

Iran has been suffering from a drought for years, at one point for 14 consecutive years, but on Monday Iranian Brigadier General Gholam Reza Jalali, head of Iran’s Civil Defense Organization, told a press conference that Israel was to blame for “cloud theft,” along with “another country in the region,” according to The Times Of Israel.

I wonder what “Cloud theft” is punishable by?

Life in Candy Land?

Jalali stated, “The changing climate in Iran is suspect. Foreign interference is suspected to have played a role in climate change,” insisting that details from an Iranian scientific study “confirm” the claim. He added, “Israel and another country in the region have joint teams which work to ensure clouds entering Iranian skies are unable to release rain. On top of that, we are facing the issue of cloud and snow theft.”
His evidence for the latter charge? A survey showing that above 7,218 feet, all of the mountainous areas between Afghanistan and the Mediterranean were covered in snow, except for those areas in Iran.

Veeeeery suspicious. This was OBVIOUSLY the work of those sinister Israelis.

*eye roll*

ISNA reported that the head of Iran’s meteorological service, Ahad Vazife, quickly countered the general’s flight of fancy, stating, General Jalali “probably has documents of which I am not aware, but on the basis of meteorological knowledge, it is not possible for a country to steal snow or clouds. Iran has suffered a prolonged drought, and this is a global trend that does not apply only to Iran. Raising such questions not only does not solve any of our problems, but will deter us from finding the right solutions.”

HAHAHA.

Translation: this dude’s an idiot and I’m embarrassed to be associated with him.

As The Times Of Israel noted, “Former president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in 2011 accused Western countries of devising plans to ‘cause drought’ in Iran, adding that ‘European countries used special equipment to force clouds to dump’ their water on their continent.”

Confirmed: Anti-Semites have the mental capacity of gravel.

I mean… This, plus the fact that DC guy I mentioned earlier caused a scene at a Holocaust museum, is irrefutable evidence.

Meanwhile:

Despite the Iranian government’s paranoia and hatred of Israel, in May, Israel Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu released a video in which he announced the creation of a Farsi website that would show how Iranians could recycle their wastewater and Iranian farmers could save their crops and feed their families

Heh.

They must feel guilty about stealing all those clouds.