‘The Five’ Hosts Get Results From ’23 And Me’ Genetic Tests … Elizabeth Warren Must Be SO Jealous

My mom JUST did one of those ’23 and Me’ tests.

I don’t know how accurate they are, but there were no real surprises. She’s basically Spanish and Mexican Native American. The ONLY surprising thing? She’s also like 10% Italian. Which means I’m like 5% Italian!

The rest is basically “Native America – Mexico”

there’s also 2.4% “Western Asian and North African” and “Unassigned” …because my family is part alien and no one can trace us.

But you see all that ITALIAN?!

MAMA MIA! THIS IS EXCELLENT!

Now I know why I LOVE pasta, cannolis, and ricotta cheese. (I kid, I kid. EVERYONE loves pasta, cannolis, and ricotta cheese.)

But yeah… this is only HALF of me. My dad is a straight up Viking. Obviously, I’ll have to do mine soon. It’ll be all over the place.

AAAANYWAY, the hosts of Fox News’ “The Five” just got THEIR results too.

Tune in to see the results of our anchors’ #23andme tests! #TheFive pic.twitter.com/FoLJkBmUyz

— The Five (@TheFive) June 25, 2018

Here they go:

I’m a teeny-weeny bit Ashkenazi too, Gutfeld! OMG we’re RELATED.

AAAANYWAY… It’s clear to see why Elizabeth Warren might be wringing her hands:

Co-host Kimberly Guilfoyle revealed that she may be more Native American than Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., noting that she has 6 percent of Native American DNA in her blood.

A social media user noted that Guilfoyle may also be more of a minority than Rachel Dolezal and Shaun King, two liberal zealots who identify as black.

See, @SenWarren. It’s not so hard. Give it a shot. pic.twitter.com/lth9IuUbzT

— Arthur Schwartz (@ArthurSchwartz) June 26, 2018

14.5% minority. Impressive. @kimguilfoyle is more of a minority than @SenWarren, @RachelADolezal, and @ShaunKing combined. That’s gotta piss them off. She is what they want to be.

— Flyover_Populist (@PopulistFlyover) June 27, 2018

HAHAHAHAHHA.

The main difference?

KIMBERLY DOESN’T WAVE IT AROUND IN EVERYONE’S FACES AS AN EXCUSE FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING.

This is all so funny to me:

Even co-host Greg Gutfeld may be more legit than Warren, reporting that his results showed he was 2 percent Native American.

“Eat your heart out Elizabeth Warren,” Gutfeld said. “My new name will be Rise with Unicorns.”

Co-host Jesse Watters looked at his results for the very first time on-air and was thrilled to learn he had traces of Sub-Saharan African DNA.

“Oh! I’m .1 percent Sub-Saharan African,” he said, slamming his hand down. “Sweet!”

SOOOOO, Liz…

When will you release yours?