Lady Chugs Her Dog’s Pee, Claims It Cleared Up Her Acne. Also, It Can Cure Cancer.

What did I just WATCH?

Some lady decided to drink her dog’s pee. She’s now claiming that it has cleared up her acne and helped her depression.

F’real.

“Until I first drank my dog’s pee, I was depressed, I was sad, and I had bad acne,” she says in the video.

But wait. Like every bad infomercial, THERE’S MORE!

“Dog pee also has vitamin A in it, vitamin E in it, and it has 10 grams of calcium, and it’s also proven to help cure cancer,” she said.

You hear that? Dog pee cures cancer. Well? What are you waiting for? Grab your dog and #DRAAAAANK that cancer-curing, acne-clearing tinkle!

Here’s the vid. Try not to gag in the process of watching it.

What brings you to the place to think, “You know what? I have a dog. Maybe I should drink her pee. I’m SURE there are health benefits!”

How does that thought ever come to your mind in the first place? I’ve had nine dogs over the course of my life. Never once have I thought about drinking their pee.