James Comey’s Latest Tweet Is Embarrassing AF

James Comey is a piece of crap. Fact. Don’t even get me started on the IG report. He violated FBI protocol, but it TOTALLY had nothing to do with him being a biased tool.

Yeah. Suuuuure.

(PS– Comey used a personal email address to conduct government business. Isn’t that swell?)

Also, keep this in mind.

Interesting process point: within minutes of @TheJusticeDept #IGReport @Comey has lengthy defensive oped in @nytimes 1) clearly he knew he was going to be found at fault 2) NYT expedited publishing it to provide him a platform which no conservative would ever get

— Sean Spicer (@seanspicer) June 14, 2018

He’s a weasel of epic proportions, which makes this tweet even MORE insufferable than it’d usually be.

So good to see new growth in Iowa and across the country. pic.twitter.com/3UeDofNVaC

— James Comey (@Comey) June 16, 2018

1.) Who took this photo? Did Comey ASK them to snap it?
2.) What’s with dudes taking pictures of themselves looking longingly into the distance? I HATE those photos. Be original for once.
3.) He looks idiotic.

People RIPPED him a new one. It’s times like these that I actually love Twitter.

Is this a photo of you surrounded by all the people who trust you?

— Mark Dice (@MarkDice) June 16, 2018

HAHAHAHA.

There’s something wrong with you

— Austen Fletcher (@fleccas) June 16, 2018

Shouldn't you be standing in a swamp? Iowa supports Trump. @realDonaldTrump

— Steve Cashman (@gohawks99) June 16, 2018

No one likes you Comey…you have no base…don't waste your time…. https://t.co/I8H1yRU5RU

— Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin) June 16, 2018

I never thought I’d agree with Kathy Griffin, but we seem to be on the same page here.

there appears to be a 6' 8" weed there

— TeamNC (@tgh0321) June 16, 2018

He's running*

* Away from his problems. https://t.co/fUP4VpX6RS

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) June 16, 2018

Oh god he’s running. https://t.co/oxtVQznk7y

— James O'Malley (@Psythor) June 16, 2018

"Martha, there's some weird tall dude in our field" https://t.co/mbuWftu8yU

— Christine (@cmdeb) June 16, 2018

Hilarious.

Yo man, I can send you some longer shirts. https://t.co/pLzo5ITApI

— sans culottes (@tfletch2) June 16, 2018

Genuine question: where do the crops look like that **in mid-June**? https://t.co/xNcjhWMav6

— James Fallows (@JamesFallows) June 16, 2018

How long ago was that picture taken? Corn is about 3 feet taller than that now. #agnerd #kneehighby4thofJuly. Also you are a political hack and your book stinks. https://t.co/HSvSHio4s4

— Ted Nus 🐻 (@TedNus) June 16, 2018

Ooooh. That’s awkward.

h/t Twitchy