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June 15, 2018As some of you may know, Hannah came to visit me in Arizona for the past two and a half weeks.
During her time here we spent time in Scottsdale, Sedona, Oatman (where we were attacked by jackasses), my Kingman home, and we closed it out with a GLAMOROUS visit to Vegas.
Fear and Loathing in #LasVegas pic.twitter.com/MhM05QhMnZ
— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) June 13, 2018
We love Vegas, y’all.
Conservative chicks can like #LasVegas too. 💃🏻🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/aW6cgPlWq5
— Hannah Bleau (@hannahbleau_) June 14, 2018
Our room got upgraded to Strip View FOR FREE! We went to the Wicked Spoon buffet at the Cosmopolitan (which was AH-MAZE-ING) and got front-row seats to a Cirque show. I don’t know how it all worked out as perfectly as it did, but it did. We were on CLOUD NINE!
As we waited for the doors to open for the show, we walked into a gift shop.
That’s where I saw THIS:
Why is this a thing? Do people actually want this? Does Michelle ride a motorcycle? Are the shrooms next to her helmet a clue? #questions #michelleobama pic.twitter.com/4RzwBTtj4V
— Ashley “Kimber” D. (@RedIsTheNewPunk) June 14, 2018
What in the fresh hell?
Our “forever first lady” is Snow white now, I guess.
…and it wasn’t even in the clearance bin.
You all seemed just as tweaked as I was about it:
— Lisa 🌴 (@LisaBelle_B) June 14, 2018
Just trying to prep future constituents!
— Bitter.Clinger. (@mr_van_winkle) June 14, 2018
Oy vey!!
— The Blue Knight (@DoctorKOH) June 14, 2018
Red tops with white dots. I see what you mean. So did Alice :-O
And I sure HOPE this is not getting any GOOD publicity.
— Guy Satya (@TheOnlyGuySatya) June 14, 2018
In a summer dress no less…
— Chris P. Bacon… (@temersonb) June 14, 2018
Of COURSE Mobama rides around on a motorcycle in a summer dress and talks to animals like a Disney princess. OF COURSE SHE DOES.
Anyway… if you’ve ever wondered what the WORST coin purse of all time looked like… wonder no more.
