Chelsea Handler Wants You To Know The She’s SO Good At Comedy That She Was Able To Take A Year Off To Save America

I can’t believe I’m just seeing this tweet now, but you need to see it too, because DAYUM she’s insufferable. She’s a real peach. A moldy peach. She apparently gets off on belittling people who call her out for sounding like an incompetent imbecile.

Case in point.

It’s easy to give up—Don’t. Stick your neck out. When you’re tired, take a break, but come back. For every person who fought for every marginalized community to have the right to use their voice—It is our time to honor them. They fought for us. We fight for the next generation.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) May 30, 2018

What the heck is that supposed to mean? That’s a bunch of virtue-signaling nonsense. You don’t honor the patriots of the past by b*tching and straight up advocating for the erosion of our Constitutional rights. Idiots.

What you said makes no sense, go back to comedy

— Rose Decarlo (@Rose_decario) May 30, 2018

Actually, don’t. Because you’re not funny either, Chelsea. Just get some cats. Maybe they’ll enjoy your jokes?

No. You go try comedy and then let me know how you did.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) May 30, 2018

That’s her defense? “You go try comedy.” What is she, five?

Evidently, Rose’s remark really struck Chelsea, because she followed up with this gem.

I did just fine, which is why I’m able to spend a year doing something for my country and for democracy. Are you able to retire for the rest of your life? It doesn’t sound like comedy was that good to you.

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) May 31, 2018

Why so defensive? Can I also just point out how ridiculous it is that 1.) She thinks she’s sacrificing something for America and 2.) She’s belittling someone for not being as rich and famous as she is…? What a loser. You literally tweet out videos of yourself sulking in bathtubs over Trump. You’re doing nothing for our country.

Arrogant hag.