Wendy’s Weighs In On IHOP’s New Name… Takes NO Prisoners
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June 11, 2018As you may have heard, fast food burger chain Wendy’s has the sassiest social media on the block.
Seriously. They’re RUTHLESS… and it’s awesome.
Hannah mentioned earlier this morning that IHOP revealed what’s behind the “B” in their new “IHOB” name:
For 60 pancakin’ years, we’ve been IHOP. Now, we’re flippin’ our name to IHOb. Find out what it could b on 6.11.18. #IHOb pic.twitter.com/evSxKV3QmT
— IHOb (@IHOb) June 4, 2018
Well… the day has come. I thought for SURE it would be breakfast.
Dear Internet, we abbreciate your batience. Now let’s see who guessed right. B-hold!!!!! #IHOb pic.twitter.com/Fh3SkZ7s3Y
— IHOb (@IHOb) June 11, 2018
NOPE. It’s burgers.
BURGERS. From IHOP.
There are about 10,000 good burger places close to me. I don’t count IHOB (neé IHOP) as one of them. And I never WILL.
Neither does Wendy’s.
so @Wendys u just gonna let @IHOb sell burgers on your block? thought you were the og?
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) June 11, 2018
Wendy’s replies:
Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard.
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) June 11, 2018
DAAAAAAAMN.
— Tony X. (@soIoucity) June 11, 2018
It gets better:
Remember when you were like 7 and thought changing your name to Thunder BearSword would be super cool?
Like that, but our cheeseburgers are still better.— Wendy’s (@Wendys) June 11, 2018
BHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Thunder BearSword will now be the name of my firstborn.
@Wendys why you so petty? 😂
— VoodooMoney 🇬🇵🇭🇹 (@83Supreme) June 11, 2018
It is spelled pretty
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) June 11, 2018
Then this:
What if @BraunStrowman changed his name to Thunder BearSword?
— Ruben Hidalgo (@RubenAHidalgo) June 11, 2018
Nah, he needs to just keep yelling BRAAAAUUUUUUUUNNNNNN and crushing people
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) June 11, 2018
Man, you watch WWE?
— Willie Hanna (@whannaone) June 11, 2018
All wrestling
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) June 11, 2018
BAHAHA! Of course.
Even the Mexican?
— Jesus Alonso (@chuy7605) June 11, 2018
Nah. Leave that to Taco Bell. (And me. I’m Mexican. Crawl out.)
But despite all of that… THIS is probably my favorite part:
How do you feel about IHOB
— トリニダードレジェス (@THEREALAFATCAT) June 11, 2018
What are you replying to right now
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) June 11, 2018
Ohhhh shoot you right
— トリニダードレジェス (@THEREALAFATCAT) June 11, 2018
AHAHAHAHAHAH.
I love this person. PLEASE be my best friend, Wendy’s social media manager.
