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The Truth, REVEALED!
Pre-order @stormydaniels’ new scent, TRUTH – the exclusive collaboration with @itsthebomb.comm in celebration of sensuality, pan sexuality and embracing your truth ❤#stormydaniels #new #collaboration #perfume #genderfluid #lgbt #pride #itsthebomb pic.twitter.com/NIZsgvfwwj
— It’s the Bomb (@ItstheBomb1) June 7, 2018
UGHHHHH.
Stormy herself has confirmed.
SO exciting!! https://t.co/6mu736SsFw
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) June 6, 2018
What does Stormy Daniels Perfume even SMELL LIKE?!
(Don’t tell me. Seriously. We’re all thinking it. Let’s all keep it to ourselves, ok?)
First Stormy Daniels set off on her “Make America Hοrny Again” tour, then she got the key to West Hollywood. So what’s next for the former adult film star? Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, is releasing a gender-neutral perfume called “Embrace Your Truth.”
For the fragrance, Daniels has teamed up with the brand It’s The Bomb, which is known for creating sensual scents and “nαughty soaps.”
She announced the news on social media Wednesday morning showing off the limited edition bottle. “It’s finally here!” she shared in the caption on Instagram.
In a minute-long teaser released in late May, It’s The Bomb revealed the meaning behind the “Embrace your Truth” messaging for their latest fragrance.
Embrace your Truth #Truth @StormyDaniels #ITSTHEBOMB #BRANDNEW #NEVERSEENBEFORE #WORLDWIDE #COMINGSOON pic.twitter.com/x26aftqD24
— It’s the Bomb (@ItstheBomb1) May 21, 2018
The video has Daniels wearing a black and white tux while walking around a mansion, then stepping out of a car to a sea of loud paparazzi and flashing cameras. Across the screen reads: “Truth can be thought of as just a temporary belief of knowing something in a moment of time until it advances and then changes.”
See um… that’s not how truth works. Truth stays the same because it’s based on facts. The “truth” stays the “truth.” The truth isn’t based on “beliefs.”
So um… yeeeeah. That was basically just a mashup of words some high person thought sounded mysterious and seductive.
It was lame…As is entire project.
What kind of creep even buys this?
I don’t usually wear perfume, but I would totally spite purchase this
— Kellsbells (@Ceallaigh87) June 6, 2018
THAT kind of creep.
Bless your heart, “Kellsbells.”
