There Has Been An Official Melania Spotting! Can Y’all STOP With The Stupid Conspiracies Now?

As you all know by now, Flotus had emergency surgery.

A few days later, she gave us an update on her condition and thanked the staff at Walter Reed for her care.

A sincere thank you to Walter Reed Medical Unit @WRBethesda & to all who have send good wishes & prayers! I am feeling great & look forward to getting back home @WhiteHouse soon.

— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) May 16, 2018

We haven’t seen much of her since.

And while the majority of us NORMAL human beings assumed she was resting and recuperating…

The “Resistance” came up with a few unhinged conspiracies:

Melania Trump: alive or dead? https://t.co/1wWeUcdcm3

— Palmer Report (@PalmerReport) June 3, 2018

Sorry, but after 3 weeks of no info on @flotus, other than a fraudulent tweet from the #OrangeClown, we are left to develop our own theories.
Here’s mine:
The trip to Walter Reed was the result of a suicide attempt & she is now heavily medicated against her will.#WhereIsMelania

— Trotskyist (@trotskydc) June 2, 2018

What if Trump has became so insane due to his narcissistic power happy above the law attitude that he actually killed Melania. Would we ever know?

— The Anti-Republican (@TheDemocratCafe) June 3, 2018

Melania Trump if alive, has abdicated her position as First Lady of the U.S.
there is no OTHER explanation.
There is no way a person in her role would continue to ignore public requests as to her welfare and status, unless she is dead, or abdicated her position, filed divorce.

— WTF💥 (@neveragainFL) June 2, 2018

either way, the public should be informed as to her status.
they cannot just make this go away.

— WTF💥 (@neveragainFL) June 2, 2018

Melania just disappearing also speaks to Trump’s guilt. Things are getting ugly and she knows will get uglier, she doesn’t want to face the public after it all comes to light. knows his guilt
she doesn’t want her son to be subject to it as well, lived separate lives before this.

— WTF💥 (@neveragainFL) June 3, 2018

OH. MY. GOOOOOD.

This is freaking INSANE.

WHAT THE FUDGE IS WRONG WITH THESE PSYCHOS?!!??! And it’s not just total nobodies…

If any First Lady “disappeared,” you’d “want to know where she is.” Here’s our @CNN discussion: https://t.co/qCLndJKRMp pic.twitter.com/eJ5KY0xTzu

— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) June 3, 2018

ARE. YOU. KIDDING. ME?!

Brian Stelter is such a little a$$ clown.

I see the media is working overtime speculating where I am & what I’m doing. Rest assured, I’m here at the @WhiteHouse w my family, feeling great, & working hard on behalf of children & the American people!

— Melania Trump (@FLOTUS) May 30, 2018

AAAANYWAY.

Melania made a public appearance today. SO CAN WE CUT THIS SH*T OUT NOW?!

As Hannah mentioned, UNHINGED libs came up According to Daily Caller:

Melania Trump made her first public appearance Monday since her emergency surgery last month.

The first lady’s spokesperson Stephanie Grisham confirmed to The Daily Caller that Melania is in attendance at the Gold Star Families Memorial Day Reception at the White House. A Gold Star family is a family that has lost an immediate relative while in service to our country.

The official White House schedule said the first lady would be attending the event, but it is closed press and Melania has been absent from the public eye since her surgery. The confirmation marks the first event Melania has attended in nearly a month since undergoing emergency kidney surgery in mid May at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center.

Melania has been a regular at military appreciation events in her time as first lady.

“OMG IT WAS A MELANIA IMPERSONATING ROBOT!”