Hollywood A-Lister Volunteers To Be “Poster Boy” For #MeToo Movement… I Can’t Stop Laughing

Wait… this is some kind of twisted joke, right?

Woody Allen Says He Should Be ‘Poster Boy for the #MeToo Movement’ https://t.co/zBCfdlsWnG pic.twitter.com/ypDlGzg8Vj

— TheWrap (@TheWrap) June 4, 2018

Uhhhhhhhhhhh.

I’m confused.

Woody Allen says he should be the “poster boy” for the #MeToo movement given that he hasn’t been accused of sexual misconduct by any of the actresses with whom he’s worked over the years.

“I’m a big advocate of the #MeToo movement,” Allen said in an interview with Argentinian news program Periodismo Para Todos released Monday. “I feel when they find people who harass innocent women and men, it’s a good thing that they’re exposing them. But you know I, I should be the poster boy for the #MeToo movement. Because I have worked in movies for 50 years. I’ve worked with hundreds of actresses and not a single one — big ones, famous ones, ones starting out — have ever ever suggested any kind of impropriety at all. I’ve always had a wonderful record with them.”

In the interview, the Oscar-winning filmmaker said that it “bothers” him that he gets “linked” to disgraced Hollywood figures like Harvey Weinstein, who has been accused of sexual misconduct by dozens and dozens of women.

Um.

Only he HAS been accused of sexual misconduct…both by actresses and his own adopted/ stepchildren. Whether or not you BELIEVE the allegations is a different story.

But the accusations are DEFINITELY there… and this is creepily tone deaf.

Yah adults in the business haven’t complained about him because adults aren’t his targeted victims

— Alison Jean (@Jalison100) June 4, 2018

YIIIIKES.

You don’t get a gold star for not being a sexual harasser that’s called just being a decent human and even if you did he won’t make the cut so …

— Sydney (@Sydney_Halpern) June 4, 2018

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me! pic.twitter.com/ROa9lOaMVL

— travis. (@travisnewyork97) June 4, 2018

What, as an example of the need for #metoo?

— Valerie Douglas aka (@ValerieDouglasA) June 4, 2018

YEEEEAH.

Here’s the thing. I don’t KNOW what Woody Allen did.

But I DO know that he’s a skeeve. There’s no denying that. The man married his ex-wife’s adopted daughter. A daughter he helped raise.

Here’s Woody and his wives:

pic.twitter.com/u9NWHFKXdX

— Skip Intro (@sofajockey) June 4, 2018

It must never be forgotten that Woody Allen married his stepdaughter, which is WRONG! He was entrusted with her care and support, but abused that emotional power and access! pic.twitter.com/SUG32gGsiw

— Robert Shaw (@RobertShaw007) January 10, 2018

Woody Allen with his adopted daughter he then married pic.twitter.com/bE4N4LIPZs

— Globelamp (@globelamp) January 8, 2018

Married his step daughter and then he adopted clones of Dylan and Soon Yi. Living his sickness out loud and in front of our eyes. #TimesUp #WOODYALLEN pic.twitter.com/n1naL33qaB

— Rachel’s Ratchet (@Rachels_Ratchet) January 10, 2018

So MAYBE some of the allegations against him aren’t entirely accurate.

But THIS is clear as day…

And it’s all kinds of messed up.