Icky Man-Boy FINALLY Moves Out – Calls The Cops Over His Legos

This man literally gives me the gags.

As we’ve mentioned before, Michael Rotondo is officially the biggest loser in America. His parents literally had to SUE him to get him to move out of their house.

Watch as CNN’s Brooke Baldwin tries to hold in her own gags. It’s simultaneously hilarious and horrifying.

Anyway… for some reason I TRULY don’t understand, Alex Jones gave him money.

He’s FINALLY moving out!

But not before some Lego DRAAAAAMAAAAA.

According to BPR:

The whiniest man in America, 30-year-old millennial loser Michael Rotondo, literally called the police on his own parents this week after they refused to provide him with direct access to his Legos. And no, that’s not a joke.

You GUYS. HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

This feels like a long set-up prank. This can’t be real. It just keeps getting more and more absurd.

The tragic but admittedly hilarious incident occurred in the New York town of Camillus this Friday as Rotondo, who rose to notoriety last month after a local court ruled that he must vacate his parents’ home, was packing the last of his belongings into a station wagon.

Some of his belongings– including Legos he apparently bought for his own son — were stashed in his parents’ basement, but his parents refused him direct access, telling him that they preferred he tell them what he want and they retrieve the items for him.

Yes, he has a son. Who he doesn’t have custody of. According to him, he doesn’t have a job because trying to regain custody of his son is a “full time job.”

Ironically, this maggotman doesn’t seem to realize HAVING A JOB might help him with the custody thing…

This was enough to spur Rotondo into calling the cops on them. By the time the authorities arrived, however, the Legos had already been located, according to The Post-Standard. *facepalm*

DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP.

This “man” has the emotional fortitude of a 2-year-old child. The same applies to his non-existent work ethic.

“It was a lot of work to get everything packed up,” he whined to local media.

HAHAHAHAHA.

This is obviously the hardest this guy has EVER worked in his crummy little life.

Did you catch that awkward moment when he pretends to take a phone call instead of answering a question?

What a JOKE.

My concern is we’ll see more and more Michael Rotondos…

THIS is where our youth is headed.