TEEN Vogue Wants To Teach Your Daughter How To Have The “Best Summer Vagina Ever”

Teen Vogue is for teens, right?

I’m sorry…but isn’t there something inherently creepy about giving TEENAGERS “best vagina” advice?

TEEN Vogue doesn’t think so:

How to Get Your Best Summer Vagina Ever https://t.co/NSvEqADpOV pic.twitter.com/xYMFbe4iTk

— Teen Vogue (@TeenVogue) May 30, 2018

Oh. Um…

I didn’t realize genitals were seasonal?

This, of course, comes from the same magazine that instructs your minors on how to have anal sex. So shocking? No… not really.

Tips include not wearing wet bathing suits for extended periods (smart, actually) and um… stuff like this:

Summer Loving

Between colorful sunsets, fun outdoor dates, and more time to spend lounging around getting to know one another, seasonal romances are a dreamy way to pass those dog days of summer. While falling in love on a boat or a rooftop is definitely an experience you’ll want to talk to your friends about when school is back in session, while you’re enjoying your fling or budding relationship, don’t forget about protection. No matter the time of year, not using condoms or birth control can increase your risk for STIs and unplanned pregnancy.

“Talk to your doctor about one that is right for you. Many modern methods have the added benefit of reducing or even eliminating your periods, which can make lounging in a swimsuit a whole lot more relaxing when you don’t have to worry about changing a tampon. Condoms are unfortunately the only method that will protect against STIs, so make sure to use these if you have a new partner,” Dr. Rodriguez says.

Be sure to wrap it on your HOT AND STEAMY summer fling, KIDS.

Casual summer intercourse. It’s the PERFECT thing to talk about once you get back to school! Talk to your doctor about changing your birth control so you can get it on all month long!

WHAT THE SH*T, Y’ALL?

Here’s what Teen Vogue suggest you read once you’re done:

Oh. Not the wording… that’s because some “men” have vaginas too.

WONDERFUL.