Last week, Netflix proudly announced that Barack and Michelle Obama “entered into a multi-year agreement to produce films and series for Netflix.”
President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama have entered into a multi-year agreement to produce films and series for Netflix, potentially including scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries, and features.
— Netflix US (@netflix) May 21, 2018
And with that, conservatives across the nation canceled their subscriptions.
Obama seems very excited about his new role as a producer. He plans on telling “stories” on this incredibly influential platform, because they’re a powerful tool used to sway the masses. At least, that’s what he learned during his time as a community organizer.
“I continue to believe that if we are hearing each other’s stories and recognizing ourselves in each other, then our democracy works,” Obama told an audience during a tech conference in Las Vegas. “We are all human. I know this sounds trite, and yet, right now globally, we have competing narratives.”
Funny. He calls it “competing narratives.” I call it “the other half of America finally having a say and rejecting his BS narratives.”
Obama doesn’t like that we have a voice, which is why his sudden eagerness to “tell” stories is utterly laughable.
“We want to tell stories,” he continued. “This [Netflix deal] becomes a platform. We are interested in lifting people up and identifying people doing amazing work.”
All that being said, Roseanne has a question.
#ObamasNetflixShows ideas?
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 26, 2018
use the hashtag: #ObamasNetflixShows
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) May 26, 2018
Surely, Twitter has some ideas for him! (Come on. Play along. After all, if we don’t laugh, we’ll cry.)
House of race cards #ObamasNetflixShows
— Zing! (@ComedianZing) May 26, 2018
Scandalous
Wait…is that one already taken 🤔
— Famous Frank Pharma Czar™ (@rphfrank) May 26, 2018
dear deplorables #ObamasNetflixShows
— Jamie Melquist (@MirrorDistorted) May 26, 2018
“How to Say One Thing and Do Another”
— Thomas McGregor 🇺🇸 (@mcgregor_thomas) May 26, 2018
I know what Hilary Clinton did last summer
— Terrence K. Williams (@w_terrence) May 26, 2018
#ObamasNetflixShows How I was elected POTUS , twice, by racist America.
— Bev (@BevH111) May 26, 2018
#ObamasNetflixShows Haitian Homebuilders, how to build nothing and get away with it.
— Lucy (@Lucy59jarvis) May 26, 2018
The Lying King
— 🇺🇸Gordon🇺🇸 (@StopTheLibCoup) May 26, 2018
#ObamasNetflixShows: 13 reasons why I voted for Trump!
— Brittany Antulov (@AntulovBrittany) May 26, 2018
My Short, Uneventful Journey to a Nobel Peace Prize #ObamasNetflixShows
— Gigi✨ (@la_bebe_g) May 26, 2018
How to waste 10 trillion dollars in 8 years. An Obama special. #ObamasNetflixShows
— 🇺🇸 Richard (@realRichHunting) May 26, 2018
Me. Myself. I.
8 seasons #ObamasNetflixShows
— Hand of Bot (@andrewstarr1000) May 26, 2018
You Didn’t Build That
— Jane Austen (@janie_austin) May 26, 2018
Oooooh!
Got any good ones to add?