I’ve never been to Australia…
But I DID go to college with a couple of Australians. They tooootally taught me the ropes. Basically what I know is that people have hilarious nicknames for everything, they drink a lot, there are a bunch of enormous and terrifying creatures, and people fight them with their BARE HANDS.
(I know, I know. All stereotypes. Sue me.)
But also like…
Am I really that far off?
Anyway… I ran across this today, and aside from the video above, it might be the most Australian thing of all time.
Now, I’m not calling Australians dumb. I promise. All I’m saying is the guys I went to college with would have TOTALLY done this… those dudes were BONKERS. But also SO great.
HEY… AT LEAST HE SCORED THE CHICK!
“I done it for Sophie; she’s beautiful, caring, and kind.”
Real love, folks. Real love.
Sophie wasn’t really all that in to it…
“I’d have to be quite twisted to be impressed by that.”
TRUE.
But the heart wants what it wants.