As you’ve probably heard, Hillary Clinton betrayed women everywhere by endorsing Gov. Andrew Cuomo over Cynthia Nixon in New York’s governor’s race.
She’s such a raging sexist. How DARE she not support someone with ladyparts, right?
I’m still waiting for a #resister to explain to me why that’s OK, but whatever. I guess Bill told her to support die-in Andy.
Remember this?
Gov Cuomo joins students in die-in after they walked out of school in Lower Manhattan. Students chant "enough is enough" about gun violence and school shootings. @wcbs880 pic.twitter.com/Wj7jn2lbzJ
— Peter Haskell (@peterhaskell880) March 14, 2018
What a loon.
Whatever. It’s official. Hillary’s all in.
Gov. Andrew Cuomo to Hillary Clinton: "You talk about carrying a torch? You carry the torch.
"…You're an inspiration, you're a crusader, you're pioneer, and we are so grateful you're a New Yorker." https://t.co/NkJuIoh4fP pic.twitter.com/4nE0Iglu5v
— ABC News (@ABC) May 23, 2018
But look at this. See that sign? It reads, “moving forward,” which is HYSTERICAL because Hillary Clinton has STILL been completely unable to do such a thing.
Cuomo makes appearance after Clinton’s speech with flowers.
“We are so proud of you,” he says pic.twitter.com/AfoMYCgE8M
— Joseph Spector (@GannettAlbany) May 23, 2018
But she hasn't moved forward. 🤣🤣🤣
— Lisa 🇺🇸♥️🌻 (@jhawk1986) May 23, 2018
"Moving Forward" by clinging to a washed-up loser? Interesting approach.
— Sarajane Winchester (@swinches1) May 23, 2018
"MOVING FORWARD" https://t.co/oRz1ndudWb
— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) May 23, 2018
The NY Dems convention slogan is “Moving Forward.”
Secretary Clinton is their keynote.
VP Biden is introducing…
A dynastic two term governor.
Moving Forward? https://t.co/EyhVArYxYx
— Nomiki Konst 🐴🦄🐴 (@NomikiKonst) May 23, 2018
The jokes write themselves.