Floridians Receive An “Extreme ZOMBIE Activity” Alert

Another day, another BIZARRE Florida story.

I GUARANTEE more than one sci-fi loving prepper lost their SHIZ when they got this text message at nearly 2am Sunday morning:

BAHAHAHAHA.

EXTREME ZOMBIE ACTIVITY, FOLKS.

Grab the garlic! …Wait. That’s vampires. What do you use to kill Zombies, again?

Can you even kill a Zombie? They’re already dead, right?

I don’t keep up with these things.

According to Daily Mail:

Residents of a Florida city received a surprising text alert during a power outage on Sunday – warning them to watch out for zombies.

A fan of the undead appeared to hijack the emergency alert system to entertain themselves at 1.41am on Sunday.

‘Power outage and zombie alert for residents of Lake Worth and Terminus. There are now far less than seven thousands three hundred and eighty customers involved due to extreme zombie activity. restoration time uncertain,’ it read

Terminus is a direct reference to a fictional location in the popular AMC show The Walking Dead, which at one point was the stronghold of a cannibalistic cult before it was overrun by zombies, or ‘walkers,’ in Season 5.

Ooooooh. ok. See, I missed that reference. I’m sure fans of the show were CRACKING UP.

Lake Worth city spokesman Ben Kerr later posted an update in a Facebook group dedicated to the community saying officials were investigating the bogus alert and that he wanted to ‘reiterate that Lake Worth does not have any zombie activity currently,’ as Palm Beach Post first reported.

Keyword “currently.” You never know when a REAL Zombie outbreak’s gonna happen.

Kerr says 7,880 customers lost power during Sunday’s outage, but it was restored within 30 minutes. He did not mention what really caused the incident.

Lake Worth – population 34,900 – is best known for hosting a popular annual Finnish heritage festival and the largest Octoberfest in the region.

Oooobviously this is a government cover-up! They don’t want to lose any tourism money because of a pesky lil’ Zombie problem.

HAHAHHA.