Today’s Craziest Rumor? Don Jr. Is Dating THIS Fox News Star

I picked this picture of Don for the post because there’s a “plenty of fish in the sea.” or “Prized catch” joke to be made somewhere in there. It’s not coming to me, so you just go with it, ok?

So anyway, I guess this isn’t TOTALLY insane…But I gotta admit I did a “HUHHH?!” when I heard the news.

Two months after his divorce (Wow. Has it really only been two months? Somehow it feels like so much longer than that. Ten BILLION things have happened between now and then.) Don Jr. is now rumored to be dating a prominent Fox News personality.

“Whoooo?” you probably ask.

KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE.

Kinda weird, right?

I don’t know why it’s weird. They’re both successful, attractive adults. It just feels like it came outta nowhere.

According to Daily Mail:

Just two months after his wife filed for divorce, it appears Donald Trump Jr is already off the market – and coupling with a Fox News host.

Don Jr, 40, has been dating Kimberly Guilfoyle, 49, for a few weeks, sources told Page Six.

WOWOWOOW.

Haha. Good for them!

Also I think it’s kinda unfair for anyone to judge about “only” two months. Divorces don’t just HAPPEN one day. Surely their relationship had been on the outs for a while.

One source said the pair are ‘seeing each other’ and ‘having a great time’.

‘While he wants to respect the privacy of his family, he is getting divorced, and he enjoys Kimberly’s company,’ they added.

Don Jr and Guilfoyle, a co-host on The Five, were recently seen arriving together at a party in honor of Richard Grenell, Trump’s new ambassador to Germany.

Sources said the couple ‘stuck close to each other’ at the party on Sunday and left together to grab dinner at the upscale Harry Cipriani restaurant in Manhattan.

OOOOH. Fancy.

Vanessa Trump, 40, filed divorce papers in Manhattan Supreme Court in March after 12 years of marriage to Don Jr.

The divorce was listed as ‘uncontested’, meaning Vanessa is not asking for full custody of the children and Don Jr does not object to the filing.

‘After 12 years of marriage, we have decided to go our separate ways,’ the pair said in a joint statement.

‘We will always have tremendous respect for each other and our families. We have five beautiful children together and they remain our top priority. We ask for your privacy during this time.’

Lawyers for Trump’s eldest son have since asked the court for a statement on Vanessa’s net worth after it was revealed she inherited millions from her father’s investment in Rao’s marinara sauce.

From a marineiress (marina heiress. Get with the times.) to a Fox News star, eh?

Guilfoyle was a prosecutor in Los Angeles and San Francisco. She served as San Francisco’s District Attorney from 2000 to 2004.

She was previously married to Gavin Newsom, a prominent Democrat who served as mayor of San Francisco and is the current Lieutenant Governor of California.

The couple divorced in 2005 and Guilfoyle went on to marry Eric Villency, the CEO of a design firm, the following year.

Guilfoyle had a son with Villency in 2006 and the pair divorced three years later.

The Fox News host, who has repeatedly defended the Trump family on-air, was also rumored to have dated Anthony Scaramucci last year.

Guilfoyle confirmed last year that she had been in contention to serve as Trump’s press secretary. She reportedly turned it down and extended her contract with Fox.

Which definitely worked out in the end. We can’t have the Press Secretary dating the First Son, now can we?