‘Sexuality Expert’ Says We Need To Ask Permission Before Changing A Baby’s Diaper

WTH WTH WTH WTH WTHHHHHHHHHH.

That’s all I got for this one.

Some weirdo “sexuality expert” (’cause that’s A Thing these days), recently appeared on an Australian television station and unleashed her sexual wisdom upon the masses.

She talked about how important it is to establish the importance of “consent” in your home. You MUST teach your kids from a young age, which is exactly why you should ask for their permission before changing their dirty diapers.

Yes, really.

Carson, who describes herself as “a leading Australian sexuality educator, researcher, speaker, author and ultimate keeper of a straight face when dispelling children’s misconceptions about bodies and baby making,” told ABC that parents should ask their baby’s consent before changing their diapers.

She called it an important step to establish a “culture of consent” in the home.

Carson instructed parents to make eye contact with their infants, and ask,  “‘I’m going to change your nappy now, is that okay?’ Of course the baby is not going to respond ‘yes mum, that’s awesome. I’d love to have my nappy changed,’” she said.

“But if you leave a space, and wait for body language and wait to make eye contact, then you’re letting that child know that their response matters.”

But actually, it doesn’t matter because if the kid needs a diaper change, he or she is getting a diaper change and it doesn’t matter how they feel about it. I can’t believe this needs to be explained.

A golden moment of #leftylunacy on #theirabc – getting consent from a baby to have his/her nappy changed. Good work @rowandean @RossCameron4 pic.twitter.com/6lCO2tVHzC

— Aust Conservatives (@AuConservatives) May 9, 2018

I cannot.

h/t Dangerous