I’m not a fan of Mitch McConnell. I think he’s a corrupt turtle. However, he’s technically on our side, so I try to tolerate him as much as possible.
Just had to put that out there. Moving on.
Ex-con Don Blankenship lost his Senate bid in West Virginia. Let’s just say, he and McConnell aren’t the best of friends. In fact, Blankenship gave him the nickname “Cocaine Mitch,” which isn’t very endearing. He alleged McConnell’s in-laws were connected to cocaine smuggling and yada yada yada.
The ex-con ran a contentious campaign for the seat, hitting out at McConnell, and his family, calling them the ‘China family,’ in a racist reference to his wife, Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao.
McConnell, who flat out denied Blankenship’s claims his in-laws had a connection to cocaine smuggling via Chao’s father’s shipping company, shot out a tweet following Blankenship’s concession.
McConnell’s team got him back. We’re talking epic level trolling.
Thanks for playing, @DonBlankenship. #WVSen pic.twitter.com/TV1ETgQdmu
— Team Mitch (@Team_Mitch) May 9, 2018
Why yes. That is McConnell photoshopped in a Narcos ad with cocaine flakes swirling around his body.
I can't even believe that this is real life today.
WTF.
— Restaurant Mom (@restaurant_mom) May 9, 2018
oh my god even evil traitor turtle pieces of shit can make funny memes
— BenDavid Grabinski (@bdgrabinski) May 9, 2018
Strong move, #CocaineMitch 🤣
— Lisa Boothe (@LisaMarieBoothe) May 9, 2018
HA!!! Too funny!! 😂💦
— Nicki Scroggin (@NickiScroggin) May 9, 2018
You’re a terrible person, but this is funny.
— Aaron Davis (@legalskolar) May 9, 2018
That seems to be the consensus here.
— 💉realfarmacist💊💎 (@real_farmacist) May 9, 2018
Who knew 2018 would be a banner year for porn stars, hookers, and cocaine?
— 🇵🇷 David Beltrán (@DavidBeltran718) May 9, 2018
I would’ve never guessed.
To top it all off, this happened.
Low blow, Mitch. https://t.co/5tk2Kf8X7Q
— Narcos (@NarcosNetflix) May 9, 2018
2018 is wild.