Who Wants To Join Me In An Inappropriate Game?

Come on. You know you do.  And if you don’t, then stop reading this right now.  Don’t go back to Facebook and say, “OMG CHICKS I AM SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU I CAME HERE FOR POLITICS NOT THIS GARBAGE” because I will make SO MUCH FUN OF YOU if you do that.  Especially since you just read this big fat warning about it.

And besides, y’all are hilarious, and very clever, so I’m sure you’ll have some serious creativity with this game. I saw this meme on Instagram, and I thought to myself, “Self – you know who would be awesome at this? The clever and competent readers of COTR.”

BEHOLD:

There were a few good ones on IG already, but I’m sure y’all can think of some others.

Here are a few to get you started:

Remind me what your name is?

Oh hey, little fella!

Goodness, you’ve grown!

So glad you came.

Would you like something to nibble on?

The more the merrier!

This wiener is fantastic.

Who wants seconds?

Please pass the sausage.

You came earlier than I expected!

Got any others?