Samantha Bee has a show – one I was unaware of until about a month or so ago. I guess you can call it a show. I don’t watch it, but I see these clips come across my desk every so often, and then I’m reminded that she has this show, and I wonder to myself, “Self…how in the hell does this woman HAVE A SHOW?” I mean, who watches this garbage? It is the same folks who go to Cashmeousside concerts?
This week, she’s irritated that people had the audacity to dare criticize Michelle Wolf’s lack of human decency at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this past weekend, and that amused me. You see, Samantha is part of that in-girl-crowd who thinks abortion jokes are like, soooo funny, y’all. Remember that joke Wolf told last weekend that just BURNED IT TO THE GROUND, yo?
“He thinks abortion is murder,” Wolf said, “which, first of all, don’t knock it ‘til you try it — and when you do try it, really knock it. You know, you’ve got to get that baby out of there.”
Murdering babies is like, SO hilarious to chicks like her. But listen – at least liberal and conservative women can come together and find common ground now that it’s not a clump of cells anymore, amirite Michelle and super-woke feminist friends?
So it’s a baby then? pic.twitter.com/5jyRybRKVi
— Allie Beth Stuckey (@conservmillen) April 30, 2018
Lookie there. PROGRESS. MADE!
I mean, until just recently, Cecile Richards made about 600K at a taxpayer-funded “non-profit” (sounds pretty damn profitable to me) that murdered helpless babies. BABIES. Say it with me, everyone. Do it out loud. It should be especially liberating for you now, liberal women. Go ahead and scream it. BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABIES.
Again – so proud of our progress here today, sistaaaaaahs!
Anywho, back to Samantha, who also is about as funny as a colonoscopy after a weekend binge of Taco Bell. And as predictable as a woman who used her 15 minutes of fame to get a bunch of social media likes by telling jokes about conservative women and abortion.
Samantha’s defense? More abuse of Sarah Sanders, because of COURSE that’s what she’s doing. Hey – TBS should give this comic genius a freaking show. Oh wait.
“You are a hell of a role model for little girls everywhere who are smart and hardworking and completely evil.”
Evil, she calls her:
Sarah Sanders is evil to leftists like her. Meanwhile, Cecile Richards up there managed to have all those babies killed, call it a “non-profit,” take gobs of money from taxpayers, and shleps like this lunatic Wolf are joking about the murders. That chick is laughing (maniacally – like Cruella Deville, even) all the way to the bank.
But yeah – Sarah is evil, Samantha. You just keep telling yourself that.
Keep in mind that the caption of this garbage-pail of a video is “Sure, there may be a special place in hell for women who don’t support other women, but we bet there’s an even specialer place for women who lie to an entire nation.” At first, I thought the video was about Hillary Clinton and all the bucket-fulls of lies SHE’S told and all the women she’s treated like absolute dog sh*t while she clawed her way up the political ladder. Remember the women her husband sexually assaulted – y’all remember them? The ones that she called “bimbo eruptions”…
Nope. It wasn’t about Hillary Clinton at all. It was yet another attack on a conservative woman in one of the most prestigious jobs in the White House. Because let’s face it – attacking conservative women is almost as trendy as that gold-buttoned blazer she’s sporting. So double-breasted.
Feminists amuse me. Especially the Canadian ones.