“Coalition Of Celebrities And Activists” Is Coming For NRA “Puppets” … And This Member Has Something To Say

Dear LORD, these people are insufferable:

‘The Time Is Now.’ This New Coalition of Celebrities and Activists Just Pledged to Take on the NRA https://t.co/BzEeGueZUJ #NoRA

— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) April 20, 2018

Here’s what Time has to say about it:

A new coalition of celebrities and activists, including actor Alyssa Milano and Parkland student David Hogg, announced plans Friday to take on the National Rifle Association and elected officials who accept money from the powerful gun advocacy group.

In an open letter to NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre, which was first obtained by TIME, the more than 100 members of the newly formed NoRA Initiative — short for No Rifle Association — pledge to reduce the NRA’s influence in American politics through a series of voter registration drives, nationwide art campaigns, demonstrations and boycotts.

“Your time signing checks in our blood is up,” the letter says. “We’re coming for your money. We’re coming for your puppets. And we’re going to win.”

“Your time signing checks in our blood is up.”

Uhh… didn’t realize LaPierre was doing that. How exactly does he get Alyssa Milano’s blood? Does he have vials delivered fresh to his door? Blue Apron style?

Anyway. They’re also coming for LaPierre’s puppets. Which is sad… I’m sure he’ll miss them.

Live footage:

I did not realize Wayne was in to puppetry! A noble hobby!

OOOOH. They mean NRA members and supporters?

You mean… like me?

Guess what just came in the maaaail! #NRA #IAmTheNRA @NRA @NRATV pic.twitter.com/ksXQOlOGzF

— Kimber (@RedIsTheNewPunk) March 23, 2018

THIS NRA puppet decided to get a membership DIRECTLY BECAUSE of those “Celebrities and Activists.” I was always a supporter, but never before felt the need to be a member.

Now I do. And guess what…

I am not a “puppet.” I am a strong, free-thinking woman who takes issue with celebrities who think they know what’s good for me, have no regard for my constitutional RIGHTS, and no issue parading around their armed guards as they scoff at the idea that regular Americans may want to protect their own families.

So keep at it, folks.

Seriously.

The NRA thanks you.