Stormy Daniels Will Donate Her Money To Planned Parenthood In Trump’s Name If She Wins The Case

Just when I thought I couldn’t think any less of Stormy Daniels…

According to this, if Daniels wins her case, she’ll donate her money to one of the worst organizations in existence: Planned Parenthood. Oh. And she’ll do it in Trump’s name.

Sources close to Penthouse have informed The Daily Beast that Daniels “talks about everything” concerning her alleged 2011 affair with President Donald Trump during the interview—including several NSFW bits left out of her 60 Minutes chat.

Oh goodie. Like describing his junk. Just what this world needs. Thanks for that Stormy.

Referring to her defamation case against Trump lawyer/fixer Michael Cohen, as well as the allegation that someone possibly connected to Trump/Cohen threatened her, Daniels says in the interview, “I don’t have shame. You can’t bully me.” She also reveals that, should she win her case, she plans to donate the $130,000 to Planned Parenthood in Cohen and Trump’s names.

“We are really excited to have Stormy back on the cover of the magazine,” said Kelly Holland, CEO and owner of Penthouse. “She was a Penthouse Pet back in 2007, so we have a history with Stormy, and she has a good relationship with us.”

PS– the issue will also feature a “new nude photo spread,” because of course.

“It was great working with Stormy for this issue, and the pictures are beautiful,” said Mish Barber-Way, executive editor of Penthouse. “In the feature article she talked to us about her incident with the president. It also really gets to the heart of who Stormy is, and we reveal another side of her.”

I’m pretty sure all sides of her have already been seen, if you know what I mean.