University Of Tennessee Is Teaching Students About “Sucking D And Licking P” This Week. Because Higher Education, Everyone.

Ahhh, Tennessee.  You’ve come a long way since I used to walk up The Hill to Ayres Hall for Algebra class.  That was back in the days of big hair and Nirvana and Actual Academia. You know, last week, I was able to catch up with a lifelong friend that I’ve known for almost 30 years – one I met my first day of Spanish class at UT in Knoxville – right before we both pledged Alpha Chi Omega together.  She’s a military wife now – the mother of three young women, one who has graduated with a degree in Journalism from Tennessee, and the other two still there.  And yesterday,  I sent her this link about the haps going on there.

Her response was so perfectly, wonderfully her:  “Good gracious.”  Yep.  Good gracious, indeed.  That doesn’t even begin to cover it.

Here’s the schedule for this “Sex Week” happening this week on campus:

Mid week, there’s “Butt Stuff 2.0: The Pegging.”  I made Mock look that up on her phone today, since neither one of us knew what it was. We talked about it today in Uncooped:

I’m just super glad that’s in HER search history forever and not mine.

It’s the stuff that every college kid needs to know, right?  That, along with “Sucking D and Licking P” and of course – “The Science of Abortion.”

Because of COURSE.

Aaaaaand, we’re doomed, y’all.

GO VOLS!