Dude Said He Robbed A Bank In Hopes Of Impressing Taylor Swift

This is totally not political but completely NUTTY. We all need a non-political daily dose of nutty, right?

Some dude named Bruce Rowley was arrested in Ansonia, CT last week after admitting to robbing a bank. Here he is:

He didn’t use any weapons or show any weapons during the robbery. He simply demanded the cash, and the teller handed it over. End of story, right? NOOOOPE. This is about to get weird. Rowley claims he went to Taylor Swift’s house and threw the money over her fence. He also said he was going to donate his stolen cash to the Ansonia PD, in hopes that it would impress her.

What a freaking LOON, right?

Cops say Rowley — who was spotted by state troopers in Rhode Island and led them on a chase back to Connecticut — told them he tried contacting Swift, but said she wasn’t home. Cops are trying to verify whether he actually went to her house.

According to the police report … Rowley repeatedly told cops he had a crush on Taylor and that he planned on donating some of the money he stole from the bank to Ansonia PD … believing that would impress her.

Rowley was booked for robbery in the second degree and larceny in the fourth degree. He’s being held on bail.

Did he really think robbing a bank and creepily trying to get in contract with TS and throwing money over her fence would impress her? THAT would make her fall madly in love with him? This was his master plan?

It’s true that Swift goes for “bad boys,” but… not weirdo bank robbers who try to track her down and allegedly throw stolen cash over her fence. Try again?

h/t TMZ