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April 9, 2018I give Florida a lot of crap on this site.
I’m mostly playing around. Florida is beautiful, and my BFFFFF Hannah lives there.
But let’s face it… some WEIRD shenanigans go down in Florida…
Like this, and this, and this.
Twenty-six-year-old Kennecia Posey’s excuse as to why she had marijuana and cocaine in her purse might be the most Florida thing EVER.
“According to the police report, an officer approached the car and smelled an odor of marijuana coming from inside. During a search of the car, the officer found cocaine and marijuana in separate bags inside a purse that Posey had on her lap.”
Her excuse?
“I don’t know anything about any cocaine. It’s a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse.”
OH. MY. GOD.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
She can’t be serious. Did she think this would work!?
Good LORD!
“Posey was booked into the county jail on one felony count of cocaine possession and a misdemeanor count of marijuana possession. She was later released on bond.”
In her defense (not that I feel a need to defend her.) she was probably high as BALLS when she was arrested… so I guess maybe at the moment her excuse sounded like a good one to her.
