Here Are The Best April Fools’ Jokes That You Might Have Accidentally Fallen For
A Giant Space Lab Is Hurtling Toward Earth
April 1, 2018Condom Snorting Is A Thing Now. This Is NOT An April Fools Joke.
April 1, 2018Today, as you know, is Easter Sunday. It also happens to be April Fools’ Day. I’m not going to lie. I’m really lovin’ the Jesus memes.
I’ve been on the lookout for April Fools’ posts. So many innocent people fall for #FakeNews on this day. I didn’t want to be a victim!
The Washington Post has a huge list of “viral” April Fools’ jokes, and there are a bunch that are cracking me up.
For starters, FitBit decided to trick everyone into thinking they’re creating a dating app. Find your SOLEMATE!
No one night strolls. Get it? Strolls? Sorry. I’m a sucker for lame jokes.
ANYWAY– not real. Sorry fellow FitBit users. (Yes, I wear one too! Although I try not to look at the number of steps I take on serious news days, because it’s SAD. Real talk.)
“SodaSoak” isn’t A Thing either.
HAHAHA. Carbonated bath water. Lord.
BTW– pretzel-scented essential oils? Also fake.
Oh, and Burger King’s chocolate Whopper? Fake. Thank God, because ew. (And this is coming from a chocolate lover.)
The first in-flight cycling studio is also fake, but I WISH it were real, because I’d totally do that.
It’s great when two Virgin companies work together to come up with a really great idea. Well done to everyone at @VirginAustralia and @VirginActiveOz for introducing the world’s first in flight spin class. Will be touring Australia later this year and can’t wait to join one pic.twitter.com/cTIAxUuVZS
— Richard Branson (@richardbranson) March 31, 2018
- Redbox isn’t launching walk-up movie theater booths.
- You can’t actually use this Airbnb-like service to share a portion of a bed with someone.
- Head and Shoulders isn’t launching a body wash called “Knees and Toes.”
- Heinz isn’t selling chocolate mayo in the U.K.
- Chuck E. Cheese’s animatronics aren’t going on a farewell tour.
- You can’t buy meat flour.
- PornHub did not become HornHub, a site for instrument and antler enthusiasts.
- REI isn’t introducing a new all-in-one piece of clothing that is covered in zippers.
- Dermalogica isn’t re-naming their company to match how everyone mis-pronounces it.
- BritBox isn’t launching a feature that lets you listen to American accents dubbed over British TV shows.
- You can’t take this online course and learn how to survive the robot uprising.
Did you fall for anything today? Be honest! No shame!
