Sen. Ted Cruz’s Challenger Wants You To Know That Joe Kennedy Is A ‘Good Driver’

Sen. Ted Cruz’s challenger, Democrat Rep. Beto O’Rourke, is working hard. He wants to win Texas over! Little does he know that if you’re gonna run in Texas, you can’t be a liberal man.

FIRST LISTEN: our new 60-second statewide radio ad introducing our liberal opponent, Congressman Robert O’Rourke, to Texas voters.

Help #KeepTexasRed: https://t.co/PVsiCtbbyL #CruzCrew #TXSen pic.twitter.com/OxK61gZ0ek

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 7, 2018

I’m sorry, but it’s so freaking catchy.

Beto’s trying, but he’s also failing kinda miserably. I mean, the dude wants to ban AR-15s. He actually said, “I have no idea how that polls and I should give a shit what the NRA” thinks.

Wow. Hard-left Dem O’Rourke calls for nationwide gun ban. Has, shall we say, strong language for those of us who value the Second Amendment. https://t.co/1LXC7xViXD

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 13, 2018

Yeaaaaah. Not the smartest thing to say when you’re campaigning in TEXAS…

Beto’s showing no signs of stopping. In fact, he’s rubbin’ elbows with the left’s left. He recently had Joe Kennedy as a chauffeur, and the unfortunate jokes ensued.

Joe Kennedy took the wheel of the campaign van today in Houston. A good driver and a great friend. pic.twitter.com/if2oj0Jfk7

— Beto O'Rourke (@BetoORourke) March 28, 2018

Really? You want to talk about a KENNEDY being a GOOD DRIVER? Are you stupid?

Hopefully he's a better driver than his great uncle Ted. https://t.co/ijxTUPmfxh

— Nick Short 🇺🇸 (@PoliticalShort) March 28, 2018

Good thinking, Beto! Kennedys are great drivers. https://t.co/4n1KMXKnV2

— Ken Webster Jr (@ProducerKen) March 29, 2018

Avoid bridges. https://t.co/3Vb6PlvvU1

— jon gabriel (@exjon) March 28, 2018

TFW you remember that you forgot your scuba gear. #caring https://t.co/Fv0X3fIAFt

— Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) March 28, 2018

Don’t let him drink and stay away from large bodies of water.

— Ned Ludd (@Ned_Ludd_13) March 29, 2018

Can you swim?

— Jerseycy (@danrconrad) March 29, 2018

What a very weird thing to say about anyone, but especially a Kennedy. At the exact time a movie tells the truth about his sick uncle Teddy. pic.twitter.com/X2v3ynJ6he

— CIN (@Ciathenia) March 29, 2018

RIGHT?

A Kennedy driver 😵 and a DUI convict in the same car! what could go wrong 😂 #CruzCrew

— Michael Diaz (@MikeDiaz285) March 28, 2018

Cue Ted Cruz.

First Rosie, then Chuck Schumer, now Joe Kennedy…. Rep. Beto O’Rourke’s hard-left campaign would make him a lock to win a Senate seat in Massachusetts. #GodBlessTexas https://t.co/FD9p0Q9xJg

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 28, 2018

I’d say so. Geeeeeeeez.