Feminists At Jezebel Want You To Know That ‘Statistically,’ At Least Two Disney Princesses Have Had Abortions

It all started with this completely idiotic tweet.

Dumbest tweet ever. We don’t need a political activist Disney princess. We “need” Disney princesses who sing and talk to animals and wear pretty dresses and have happy endings. THE END. Little kids don’t need to be force fed this activist crap.

Leave it to the bitter feminists at Jezebel to take this to the next level.

Statistically, at least 2 Disney princesses have had abortions https://t.co/hnyRi8VTjI pic.twitter.com/26kvDGc6YN

— Jezebel (@Jezebel) March 28, 2018

Um, what?

We need many kinds of Disney princesses, according to an extremely fun meme whooshing across the ‘net. We need a Disney princess who juuls; we need a Disney princess who is falling asleep/calling a cab/having a smoke/taking a drag; we need a Disney princess with chronic UTIs. We also, according to one Planned Parenthood affiliate who tweeted and then deleted, need a Disney princess who has gotten an abortion. Statistically, like two and a half already have.

According to the Guttmacher Institute, 23.7 percent of women in the United States will have had an abortion by age 45. According to the “official” Disney princess website, there are 11 “official” Disney princesses: Belle, Rapunzel, Ariel, Tiana, Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Merida, Pocahontas, Jasmine, and Mulan. That means statistically around two and a half of these strong women have gotten abortions and aren’t telling you about it because of a national culture of shame and misogyny!!!

No. The writers at Jezebel aren’t drunk. They really think this way. So HAHAHA pro-lifers! Two of your precious and pure princesses probably already had abortions SO THERE!

WTH is WRONG with these people?

Now would probably be a good time to point out that Disney princesses AREN’T REAL. They’re running stats on fictional characters who come from a RANGE of places and cover a RANGE of time periods. That’s what feminists are doing these days. Let that sink in.

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— Frank (@mugtang) March 29, 2018

Seriously? Leave children’s cartoons out of your nonsense

— Demonvalker (@forestinesdemon) March 29, 2018

Man, I can't wait until feminism dies. 🙄

— LAVAR NEVER LIES. TRUMP ALWAYS LIES. ♠☠️🇳🇬 (@DrJohnnyACE562) March 29, 2018

Same. We’re at the point where feminists believe Disney princesses should murder their babies in the womb and brag about it. I’m SO done.

The left is back at it again with their degenerate propaganda ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How desperate would you have to be to try and normalize killing babies via children's cartoons?

— Wellrock Commentary (@WRcommentary) March 29, 2018

But since they want to talk stats…

This is not how statistics work, you utter and complete morons. If it were, statistically, every US family would have 2 whole kids and .4 of a child. https://t.co/3FJEpEzp76

— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) March 29, 2018

Statistically, 3 would-be Disney princesses were aborted and denied the right to live. https://t.co/QSPeHTMDLd

— Scott Ruesterholz (@Read_N_Learn) March 29, 2018

Really, what's the abortion rate among fictional royalty? https://t.co/n2Uj05jgZu

— Matt Cover (@MattCover) March 29, 2018

Great point. I wonder, how many Disney princesses never had their story told because they were aborted? Statistically speaking.

— Russian Meddler (@RussianMeddler) March 29, 2018

Statistically, Disney princesses are not real

— Jesse Ortegon (@jesse_ortegon) March 29, 2018

Delete this.

— ms edwards (@missbte) March 29, 2018

Absolutely one of the dumbest tweets I've ever seen and there's some awesome competition out there.

— Nikolai Husky (@NikolaiHusky) March 29, 2018

These people are sick. Add this to the ongoing list of reasons I’ll never be a feminist.

h/t Twitchy