#MillennialAQuote Is Seriously Cracking Me Up

I’m a millennial, and yeah– I’m guilty of exhibiting millennial behavior every now and then. I probably scroll through Instagram too much. I have a Starbucks app (I FINALLY downloaded it Kimber!), and I frequently use the world “literally” even when I’m not actually being literal. (Believe it or not, I have not tried avocado toast yet, so I have that going for me.)

At least I’m self-aware.

I’m disillusioned by a lot of what my generation embraces. I hate the entitlement, woe-is-me victim mentality. I also hate vocal fry and rainbow food. But a lot of the time I think, “If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry.”

So here I am, laughing at these stereotypes. Please enjoy my current favorite non-political hashtag #MillennialAQuote.

#MillennialAQuote “Sticks and stones may break my bones but words are literally Hitler”

— Styxhexenhammer666 (@Styx666Official) March 22, 2018

#MillennialAQuote

“Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Promise enough people free fish and I win the election.”- @BernieSanders pic.twitter.com/8RYMZGfuQp

— Raging Gay Conservative (@RagingGayCons) March 22, 2018

#MillennialAQuote

Behind every successful man-bun there’s a woman rolling her eyes pic.twitter.com/w9MKkciSi6

— Helen 🌼📚🌺 (@HelenMaryMe) March 22, 2018

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot even #MillennialAQuote

— Whitney McKinnon (@WhitneyMck529) March 22, 2018

LOVE that one.

#MillennialAQuote

Good things come to those who complain enough

— Jenny 🍀🍁☕ (@jenny_irish86) March 22, 2018

The only thing we have to fear, is no wifi signal#MillennialAQuote

— A Man Can Haz Coffee (@ben4623) March 22, 2018

Give a man a vegan meal and you feed him for a day; teach a man to grow his own quinoa and you feed him for a lifetime, but he will be really annoying at parties #MillennialAQuote

— Dave (@Roy2Dave) March 22, 2018

#MillennialAQuote “Play it again , Alexa” pic.twitter.com/A4e7jKqs6q

— Sammy (@HowlinMad3) March 22, 2018

#MillennialAQuote
I think therefore I need a safe space

— Connect4Master (@Therealdavem1) March 22, 2018

#MillennialAQuote Don’t judge a Facebook profile by its cover photo.

— Lafe Hale (@LafeHale) March 22, 2018

Let them eat vegan, organic, gluten free, low calorie, low carb cake #MillennialAQuote

— Amanda Ennen (@amandaennen91) March 22, 2018

Man cannot live on artisanal craft multigrain bread alone

#MillennialAQuote

— Dreamweasel (@Dreamweasel) March 22, 2018

Tweet others as you would want to be tweeted yourself #MillennialAQuote

— Adrian Lui (@adrianlui) March 22, 2018

To slay or not to slay.#MillennialAQuote pic.twitter.com/G3EVDgWg49

— Bree (@loser_bree) March 22, 2018

LOL is the best medicine #MillennialAQuote

— Aaron Weinbaum (@aaronsayswhat1) March 22, 2018

I wanted to participate. Others are way better than mine, but #ITried.

If at first you don’t succeed…who cares! Here’s a participation trophy. #MillennialAQuote pic.twitter.com/OZGp1F2tdW

— Hannah Bleau (@hannahbleau_) March 22, 2018

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. Unless we’re talking about Hillary Clinton losing the election. In that case, keep screaming and crying. #MillennialAQuote

— Hannah Bleau (@hannahbleau_) March 22, 2018

Every iCloud has a silver lining #MillennialAQuote

— Adrian Lui (@adrianlui) March 22, 2018

I came. I saw. I Instagrammed it. #MillennialAQuote

— Alan Rhodes (@Protogenes1) March 22, 2018

#MillennialAQuote
Not all who wander are lost, they are just looking for WiFi

— lisa a (@triqu3tra) March 22, 2018

#MillennialAQuote Don’t cry over spilled coconut milk.

— Proper Motivation (@ProprMotivation) March 22, 2018

Hilarious.

Have any good ones? Go!