I Cannot Stop Laughing At The Results Of This SJW’s Twitter Poll

This is cracking me up. You gotta love when SJWs create polls, HOPING that it’ll prove their hidden point. That’s what they do, right? They want to prove that everyone believes the way they do, so they slap together a poll, wait for the results to come in and go, “See!?! Everyone thinks EXACTLY like me! KNEW it!”

Edith’s poll went terribly wrong.

Before we jump into her poll, you really need to have a little background. Check out her bio.

She’s a non-binary socialist– the flakiest of the snowflakes. Suddenly, her poll makes so much more sense.

I’ve decided the hold another poll as people didn’t know what they were voting for last time. It’s a hypothetical question to test your moral fibre: If you could eliminate one thing from existence, what would it be? Answer honestly please.

— Edith Llwellyn-Holmes 🇻🇳✊🌈 (@CorbynistaEdith) March 22, 2018

Notice that she mentions she had another poll, which she’s disregarding. Why? Because she didn’t like the result.

New poll: What is the biggest danger to the UK and its future? I have faith that people will vote wisely and the good will out.

— Edith Llwellyn-Holmes 🇻🇳✊🌈 (@CorbynistaEdith) March 17, 2018

This was the result:

I see my poll has been hijacked by far right trolls. I’m leaving it up so enough people get to vote and we get a true result.

— Edith Llwellyn-Holmes 🇻🇳✊🌈 (@CorbynistaEdith) March 18, 2018

Orrrrrrrrrrr people just truly believe that?

I love when she started blaming the results on bots. That was my favorite moment.

This poll has clearly been warped by bots. I’ve had a look at the stats and the people who are voting and retweeting. They are all burner accounts with a few followers. It has 4 days left and I am confident it will right itself despite the alt right trolls and bots.

— Edith Llwellyn-Holmes 🇻🇳✊🌈 (@CorbynistaEdith) March 18, 2018

Despite the alt right trolls, the vote is swinging. Brexit will be shown to be the biggest threat to our future. You all know it, even if you don’t want to admit it. Open the borders, welcome all, say YES to friendship and freedom of movement.

— Edith Llwellyn-Holmes 🇻🇳✊🌈 (@CorbynistaEdith) March 18, 2018

I realise my mistake and I’m honest enough to admit it. I shouldn’t have even put Islam as an option in the poll. I’m sorry to all those I may have offended. Believe me, this wasn’t what I wanted.

— Edith Llwellyn-Holmes 🇻🇳✊🌈 (@CorbynistaEdith) March 20, 2018

In just over 24 hours this poll will end with over 150k votes. I’m now resigned to the result. It seems the vast majority have a vendetta against a religious community because The Daily Mail & Farage sold it. I’m ashamed of the British public. I hope you’re all proud of this.

— Edith Llwellyn-Holmes 🇻🇳✊🌈 (@CorbynistaEdith) March 21, 2018

It’s over. 187k people voted and 69% of them think Islam is the greatest threat to our future. They’re wrong. Some of you think I’m a dumb Leftist and that you’ve somehow outwitted and embarrassed me. But I’ve outthought you all and I’m about to prove it…

— Edith Llwellyn-Holmes 🇻🇳✊🌈 (@CorbynistaEdith) March 22, 2018

Well, that poll certainly didn’t help you “prove” anything.

So try, try again!

Look at the most recent results of her NEW poll:

Edith is horrified.

If you’re voting to eliminate Islam over world poverty, you need to have long, hard look in the mirror.

— Edith Llwellyn-Holmes 🇻🇳✊🌈 (@CorbynistaEdith) March 22, 2018

One could argue that culture of Islam largely contributes to the hell-like state of their countries, so…

Also, the state of poverty is subjective, and it’s not an ideology that squashes free thought. You CAN overcome it. Ask an oppressed, abused woman living under Sharia law what she would choose.

But yeah– Edith is sad.

It’s early days, the far right Nazi trolls were always gonna jump on this first. I have every confidence that common sense will prevail and the moral integrity of decent folk will shine through as this poll does the rounds.

— Edith Llwellyn-Holmes 🇻🇳✊🌈 (@CorbynistaEdith) March 22, 2018

I really liked this guy’s explanation.

I gave an honest look and felt the most long-term solution would be to remove the largest threat to open-mindedness that is on your list. Trump/Brexit are not nearly as threatening when pitted against the No.2 religion in the world responsible for centuries of oppression. (1/2)

— Sputzee Dalcassian (@SputzeeD) March 23, 2018

Freeing this region of the world from this faith system that has had plenty of time to prove it works but has failed to do so would free the people of that region of the majority of violence, war and oppression that they are currently fleeing to the UK to escape from. (2/2)

— Sputzee Dalcassian (@SputzeeD) March 23, 2018

Trump and Brexit haven’t existed nearly anywhere near as long, so it was a clear choice. Remove the religion that is impeding the health and safety of those in the region, and that will open the region up to safer circumstances where starvation could be drastically minimized.

— Sputzee Dalcassian (@SputzeeD) March 23, 2018

Then you can worry about matters such as a man short of years left to live out naturally, and a country leaving the EU causing a temporary economic change. If you would have said “The Big Three” religions, i would have selected that option as well. I hold no religious allegiance.

— Sputzee Dalcassian (@SputzeeD) March 23, 2018

And to clarify, the removal of Islam does not mean the removal of the people who practice it, but the freeing of the people who are currently under that ideology’s oppressive authority.
I hope this lengthy ramble is sufficient to explain why I feel it is the compassionate choice.

— Sputzee Dalcassian (@SputzeeD) March 23, 2018

Edith doesn’t need your lengthy explanations. She’s just going to leave Islam off the next poll, because she can’t deal.

Yes I will.

— Edith Llwellyn-Holmes 🇻🇳✊🌈 (@CorbynistaEdith) March 23, 2018

Oh, Edith. You poor little snowflake you.

h/t Twitchy