It’s Official: Dan Bongino Is Living Rent-Free In Tom Arnold’s Head

If there’s one big takeaway from this story, it’s this: Tom Arnold loves him some Tom Arnold. The has-been actor thinks very highly of himself, and he thinks you should too. Because Dan Bongino doesn’t play that game, Tom is throwing himself a little fit for all to see. It’d be cute if he weren’t, you know, a grown man.

It all started after Bongino’s appearance on Tucker Carlson.

.@dbongino: "It's frustrating because, #Tucker, we did nothing wrong. Legal gun owners are saying to themselves all across America…'Why me? Why do I now have to wait three days to buy a firearm in Florida? I didn't do anything wrong.'" https://t.co/46drNYIMFi pic.twitter.com/B9PBSMdHRL

— Fox News (@FoxNews) March 20, 2018

It really #triggered poor little Tom.

@dbongino fuck dead kids. Real victims are you & your snowflake buds who are forced to stumble around talking to yourselves hopeless & gunless for 3 days. Don’t be a pussy. It’s Florida. Gov Rick Scott doesn’t turn power back on for nursing homes for a week during a heat wave. https://t.co/LYx2B7qCh3

— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) March 20, 2018

This is a sick & troubled man. If anyone is close to him please encourage him to seek help ASAP. Thanks. https://t.co/3ICIbSI4Lm

— Dan Bongino (@dbongino) March 20, 2018

Below is fan of @FoxNews @dbongino idea of trolling me after i mocked him for his lame appearance last nite lamenting the plight of gun nuts that were so sad cause they had to wait 3 whole days now to purchase guns in Florida & i see another damn school lockdown this morning FTFU https://t.co/F0wzhQtF7s

— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) March 20, 2018

When I was an NYPD officer in the 90s Tom Arnold, while trying to get around a police checkpoint, rolled down a window of the limo he was in. When we stopped him &, I’m not kidding, he said “I’m Tom Arnold,” as if his name carried some currency. We laughed at him. We pity him now https://t.co/RqdHmuRNtX

— Dan Bongino (@dbongino) March 20, 2018

That’s where we left off yesterday. Since then, Tom has decided to grace us with more.

This Fox News NRA puppet @dbongino tweets this lame story for @TwitchyTeam inbreeders every few weeks. DM me hair transplant surgery victim. I have 1000 better Tom Arnold 90’s stories https://t.co/SOJyh2ELUL

— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) March 21, 2018

You hear that? Tom Arnold wants you to know that Tom Arnold has a lot of great Tom Arnold stories. Just ask him about ’em. (BTW– those are the lamest insults ever. “You DEFEND THE SECOND AMENDMENT– sick freak!” And inbreeders? Yawn. Please get a bit more creative. These insults are beginning to bore me.)

I have rented a room in Tom’s sorry head. It’s free of course, and the accommodations aren’t great, but I’m happy to be here. https://t.co/NzUPC53LK1

— Dan Bongino (@dbongino) March 21, 2018

This is all so ridiculously amusing. Poor Tom. Tom’s unhinged. Don’t be like Tom.

h/t Twitchy