DO NOT READ THIS If You Hate Salacious Gossip. You’ve Been Warned.

I’m serious, you guys. Don’t you dare read this AND THEN come after me for spreading gossip, because I’m warning you in advance that that’s precisely what this post is all about. And if that isn’t something that sits well with your conscience, please just close this post, and save your breath, because yeah. There’s no way in hell I’m not commenting on this.

According to this, Donald Trump Jr allegedly had an affair with singer Aubrey O’Day, who appeared on Celebrity Apprentice back in 2011/2012.

Now, the original source for this story is Perez Hilton, who’s kind of the King Of Salacious Gossip, and he cites “well-placed sources” so this could all be complete nonsense, OR it could be completely true, because let’s face it, this kind of crap happens every day. And let’s also face THIS. He’s his father’s son. I’m just saying.

Anyway, according to the report, Aubrey O’Day only agreed to a relationship with Don Jr because he insisted that he and Vanessa were in the process of separating, and Don Jr was quite aggressive – telling Aubrey that he loved her. This all was happening, by the way, as Vanessa was giving birth to their third child, and was almost immediately pregnant again with their 4th.

Salacious doesn’t even begin to cover this.

And the story gets even more damning.

Shortly after President Trump won the election, Aubrey tweeted, “I’m embarrassed to be an American.” Someone else called her out given that she’d appeared on Trump’s show, and her reply was, “No. My story I didn’t tell is worth millions now – this doesn’t hurt me, it hurts America.” She deleted that tweet not long after posting it, but obviously the internet is forever.

And on top of that, in 2013 Aubrey O’Day released a song titled, “DJT.” Here are some of the lyrics:

“You can say it was all a f*cking fairytale or you can say it was real, but I need to know and you know.
Whatever the truth is defines the reality of you and I forever, and I need to be able to define that before I can walk away.
I thought it was forever at the time but maybe I was lying to myself
Is that what you want? You want to believe that everything with me was a lie?
A fantasy? And you want to go back and live in the life that you had have forever?
I don’t know. I couldn’t do what I said I would do so that answered the question for me.
I’ll always want you and always wonder about it but it doesn’t matter because I have to stay here.
What made you stop believing in our world?
I don’t know, I think probably the loss of the other world.
I’m torn between two worlds both of which I wanted.
I hate me for loving you, hate you for letting our love die”
Tell me you love me and I won’t talk to you anymore, I’ll leave you alone.
Look it doesn’t matter, it can’t matter, the truth will only kill us both.
You have to say it once to yourself and to me and then I’ll go.”

Yyyyyyyyyeah.

You guys, that’s all pretty sketch.

Now, there’s no evidence to suggest (at least not yet) that Donald Trump Jr ever paid Aubrey O’Day to be quiet, or anything like that. And since we don’t really know (yet) who the “well-placed sources” are, it’s impossible to definitively say whether or not this story is completely true. But that seems like an AWFUL lot of smoke, if there’s no fire.

Anyway, yes – I realize that this is gossip and that it’s the kind of gossip you don’t want to hear about the son of our President. I get it. But that doesn’t mean this story isn’t about to explode all over the place, and I’m guessing that within the next 24-48 hours, we’re gonna know a lot more about it.

PSA from the Chicks. If you’re married, don’t cheat on your spouse.

You’re welcome.