Kyle Kashuv Gives David Hogg A Tip, And I Can’t Stop Laughing

I’m done trying to give David Hogg the benefit of the doubt. He’s mean, vindictive and just downright insulting. He’s not interested in truly uniting the country or having a rational conversation. He’s found his niche. It’s spouting off false liberal talking points.

Did you see his latest? Surely, you have.

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“What if our politicians weren’t the b*tch of the NRA?”

Yep. He said that, but it’s just as well. It’s awful that our politicians are so influenced by an organization that thrives off terrorizing children. Oh wait. That’s not right. The NRA is actually made up of law-abiding citizens who love and respect the Second Amendment. Silly me. Potato potahto.

After watching Hogg’s completely offensive ad, I moseyed on over to his Twitter feed. As it turn out, he spent a good portion of his weekend publicly whining about his college rejection letters.

Just got rejected from another college but that’s ok we’re already changing the world. Goodnight everyone

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) March 17, 2018

What does he want? Public sympathy? Grow up.

Update: I just ate three chocolate chip muffins I feel somewhat better

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) March 17, 2018

Those muffins were incredible I think we all need more muffins in our lives

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) March 17, 2018

That would almost qualify as a semi-cute tweet if he didn’t recently call conservative lawmakers the NRA’s b*tch.

Update: I have one more muffin and just got rejected by another school. Oh god what will eat next to cope I might just have to breakout the emergency chocolate bar

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) March 17, 2018

Thank you for all of your support! After reading many of your comments I think a gap year may be in my future. I may do some internships and work on midterms (the elections not the tests).

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) March 17, 2018

Got deferred 2 weeks ago 😔

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) March 17, 2018

It was actually UCSD

— David Hogg (@davidhogg111) March 17, 2018

Yeah. THAT’S all California needs. David Hogg. (Although confining Constitution-hating young people to one state isn’t a terrible idea…)

Kyle Kashuv had the greatest idea of all.

I hear MSNBC is hiring https://t.co/aI503neXFF

— Kyle Kashuv (@KyleKashuv) March 17, 2018

This is my favorite part. Someone kinda sorta got on Kyle for being snarky, and he delivered a perfect response.

Hey – you have counseled others to be polite on here. That also should apply to you regardless of any bad blood between you and fellow students. Stick to the high ground. #OldFogeyAdvice #Peace

— DanLIVA (@dan_liva) March 17, 2018

He wasn’t being snarky. He’s serious.

I actually think MSNBC would hire him

— Kyle Kashuv (@KyleKashuv) March 17, 2018

I think MSNBC would hire him too.