Damon, 47, reportedly has purchased a property in Byron Bay, New South Wales, according to Sydney’s Sunday Telegraph. The home’s next door to a place owned by Chris Hemsworth — with whom Damon recently appeared in “Thor: Ragnarok.”
A source exclusively tells Page Six: “Matt’s telling friends and colleagues in Hollywood that he’s moving the family to Australia” because the activist actor disagrees with Trump’s policies. The president’s frequently butted heads with liberal Hollywood A-listers including Meryl Streep. The source added, “Matt’s saying the move will not impact his work — as he will travel to wherever his projects are shooting. He’s also telling friends he wants to have a safe place to raise his kids.” Damon has four children with wife Luciana Barroso.
Did you hear that? He wants them to be SAFE, y’all. And he can’t do that here in the United States. I mean, he needs to make sure they have super-double-awesome-armed security over there in gun-free Australia. Where it’s all sorts of illegal for the riff-raff to carry, of course, but for Matt Damon? Well, by golly, he’ll for SURE have his armed security and a big ol’ wall around his souped-up mansion. You can count on it, minions.
Matt. Is. OUTTA HERE! And I, for one, hope he starts a trend.
Please please PLEEEEEASE God, let the Kardashians go next.
PRETTY PLEASE.
