James Comey Tries To Make A Joke, Fails Miserably

Is this James Comey’s attempt at injecting humor into everyday conversation? ‘Cause someone should really tell him to stop. Like, immediately. This is worse than a dad joke.

Lordy, this time there will be a tape. Audio book almost finished. pic.twitter.com/38LNOJdtw7

— James Comey (@Comey) February 27, 2018

For the love of God MAKE IT STOP.

Do you admit in the book to being responsible for this mess?

— Taylor Hill (@taylorehill) February 27, 2018

HE'S GOT JOKES FAM https://t.co/5iYOg2l2mT

— Connor Daley (@ConnorDaleyVT) February 27, 2018

Not the tape we’re interested in, my dude. https://t.co/z2BD8TPg3g

— Scoops Maroun (@ejmaroun) February 27, 2018

Any joke where the punch line is "audio book almost finished" falls into the "dad joke" category https://t.co/voV3IK3x3y

— Allan Smith (@akarl_smith) February 27, 2018

Oh you poor sad desperate fool https://t.co/21ltd7LXQ5

— Greg Reese (@gregreese) February 27, 2018

This is the saddest picture I've ever seen. https://t.co/DIgJ3qMjkz

— Mark Maira (@MarkMaira) February 27, 2018

LOOK!
It's James @Comey literally fading into oblivion… https://t.co/qL5Ilmz97v

— NHThinker ╖⁄⁄ (@NHThinker1) February 27, 2018

LORDY Mixtape vol. 1 coming soon
FEATURING
Fired on My Day Off
Contemporaneous Notes
Loyalty Pledge
Undue Pressure
Special Counsel (ft. Dat Boi Bob)
Extremely Careless (Grossly Negligent)
FISA Warrant
Wiretapped (ft. Deep State)
Congressional Hearing
I Hope There's a Tape (Lordy) https://t.co/RIRAxuE2lB

— Marcus Edwards (@MarcusEEdwards) February 27, 2018

If we don’t laugh, we’ll cry.

If you’re a person who would purchase James Comey’s audio tape, you need to reexamine your entire life. Sorry. Just sayin’.