What In The Fresh HELL Happened To Fashion?

It’s London Fashion Week.

…and designers are apparently playing their April Fools’ jokes early.

That’s the only explanation behind some of this crap, right?

Fashion used to be about beautifully flattering the human form while pushing the boundaries of innovative design.

Now it’s about seeing how STUPID you can make your models look and have a bunch of snobby a-holes pretend that it’s OMG SO ARTSY.

I meeean… look at this:

This is for when you want to keep your legs wet and pale and your shoulders burned and dry at the pool

This is H&R Block’s new “sexy” campaign.

Nothing says “high fashion” like holding on to a big cardboard cheese wedge.

“Does this binky make my legs look fat?”

This is literally just an inflatable pool.

This is for when you want to be a binky like above, but also want to see.

This is an abstract representation of taking your own toilet paper when you go camping, or else you might get poison ivy in your unmentionables.

This is a spaghetti mishap.

IT’S FASHION, Y’ALL. LOOK IT UP.