Hillary Clinton Is Hacking Like Crazy Again

Stop and think about how MSM would be acting if Hillary Clinton were president right now. Would they question her mental fitness? Would they desperately search for her bald spots? Would they poke fun of her weight?

You already know the answer to those questions. Of course they wouldn’t. Any legitimate concern over her health would be dismissed as sexist in nature. Concerned about Hillary falling into vans? SEXIST! Worried about her frequent brain freezes? SEXIST! Wondering why she needs help up stairs? SEXIST! And don’t you DARE ask about the mysterious man with a syringe.

And oh yeah. Don’t ask about that god-awful cough either, SEXIST! Speaking of, IT’S BACK.

Hillary recently spoke at some sort of feminist conference (she streamed live from New York), and she totally struggled through another unfortunate coughing fit. The most unintentionally hilarious thing about this? This has been dubbed a “Raise Your Voice” event. Heh.

“I pledge to continue to speak out. I pledge to never give up …,” Clinton said as her voice trailed off and she began hacking into her hand.

“I will do everything I can …,” she tried again, taking a swig of water.

Clinton tried to play it off, but continued to choke back a cough, repeatedly stopping to clear her throat.

“To keep my voice, number one – to advance the rights and opportunities of women,” she said in a horse rasp as the audience laughed. “In the midst of this snowstorm … stay on the frontlines of democracy.”

.@HillaryClinton promises to continue to fight for women's rights, and urges all of us "to be brave." pic.twitter.com/IrV1tIpxCC

— InStyle (@InStyle) February 8, 2018

Listen to this old hag, @hillaryclinton, “I will – (cough, cough, cough) never give up” cough cough cough. #MAGA https://t.co/TqIOPd37Ts

— AWR Hawkins (@AWRHawkins) February 9, 2018

Hillary is (cough) back (cough) with a message for (cough) …
Hillary Clinton had a LITTLE trouble lending voice to feminism conference https://t.co/EPujsfju2G via @twitchyteam

— Sandy (@RightGlockMom) February 9, 2018

Hillary 2.0

Let Me *cough cough* Add *cough cough* My Voice *cough cough* pic.twitter.com/Qu9M0eRQ3p

— DJ™ (@blaubok) February 9, 2018

Hillary still trying to cough up that fur-ball of lies. https://t.co/m9pqRRYSSZ

— Alexandra Datig (@alexdatig) February 10, 2018

The Hack is back… https://t.co/rMoR5qPhNM

— Sean Hannity (@seanhannity) February 9, 2018

HILLARY IS CHOKING ON ALL THE LIES SHE TELLS. HACK IS BACK: Hillary Goes on TERRIFYING COUGHING FIT During Live Speech | Sean Hannity https://t.co/V6m1mSYfk4 via @SeanHannity

— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) February 10, 2018

It wasn’t as bad as this…

Enhanced #Hillary's 911 COLLAPSE video, shows TOTAL loss of control of body. What will happen at #Debates2016?#HillarysHealth#Trump#MAGA pic.twitter.com/GaEFJVShBY

— Redeemed Suzy (@suzydymna) September 26, 2016

…but still. Picture of health, that Hillary.