Who The HELL Approved The US Olympic Speedskating Uniforms?!
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Uniform designer 1: Our new uniforms need to reflect the elegant and strong aesthetic of speed skating.
Uniform designer 2: And highlight the crotch.
Uniform designer 1: duh of course. Gotta pull the eye right there! pic.twitter.com/BEpWBB2xLN
— sarah_haskins (@sarah_haskins) February 8, 2018
1: Now that we’ve got a design who should vet it?
2: Pervy Tom the crotch ogler?
1: Yes! Pervy Tom. So stylish.
— sarah_haskins (@sarah_haskins) February 8, 2018
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
You win the internet today, Sarah.
@UnderArmour WTF is with the women’s speed skating outfits? Crotch bullseye with black gash in the center. Wildly inappropriate? Who approved these?? #Olympics2018 #speedskating
— Hillary (@generalmorrissy) February 7, 2018
SERIOUSLY… wth is going on here?
What’s in the middle? A crotch spider? What’s that black thing?!
WHYYYYY???!?!?!
Here’s a closeup of whatever “THAT” is…
BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THAT?!?!?!!
Is it SUPPOSED to look like an alien vagina?! BECAUSE IT TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN VAGINA.
📝 @jrmantia🇺🇸: Mass Start is an ace up my sleeve
#⃣ #SpeedSkating #PyeongChang2018 pic.twitter.com/PmLNV2fFoZ
— ISU Speed Skating (@ISU_Speed) February 8, 2018
Seriously… why?
Wow. That is. A really bold choice.
— Brianna Wu (@Spacekatgal) February 8, 2018
That just looks like his labiaplasty went very wrong…
— Deb (@deborahbrian) February 8, 2018
Eww…
Holy shit. This cannot be real.
There is literally…. a um… can I say it? There is literally a gash where the…. oh, forget it.https://t.co/2lTLWKhF3V
— BonkPolitics (@BonkPolitics) February 8, 2018
Guess they didn’t model it before production, or they *did* model it-in front of a bunch of perverts-who gave it their enthusiastic approval. .@sarah_haskins
— Me, Myself & Oi! (Post No Bills, please) (@LifeOnAHorse) February 8, 2018
I just don’t understand how ONE person wasn’t like… HMMM… THESE LOOK LIKE ALIEN VAGINAS. WHAT’S THE OTHER OPTION?!??!
